Friday, August 04, 2006

JOSHUA TIME 536

JESUS>> Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.> Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.> Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.> Had no army, yet kings feared Him.> He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.> He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.> He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.> Feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us.!> If you believe in God and in Jesus Christ His Son; send this> to all> your buddy list.> If you do not believe in God and in Jesus Christ His Son,> just ignore> and delete.> In the Holy Bible, Jesus says..."If you deny me before man,> I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..">> LET THE LOVE OF GOD ABIDE IN YOU.>>>>>> BE BLESSED.>>>

JOSHUA TIME 535

Feng Shui Horoscope
Take just a couple of minutes to take this test & see what happens! If you are honest this tells the truth -- it's pretty good.Write your answers on a paper, NO cheating! The answers are at the bottom...1. Which is your favorite color: red, black, b lue, green, or yellow?2. Your first initial?3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white?5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
6 . Your favorite number?7. Do you like California or Florida more?8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?9. Write down a wish (a realistic one)When you're done, scroll down. Don't cheat
Answers:1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.Black - You are conservative and aggressive.Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid backBlue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very ha ppy person and give good advice to those who are down.2. If your initial is:A-K - You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R - You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.S-Z - You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:JAN - MAR: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.APR - JUN: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever.JUL - SEP: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. OCT - DEC: Your love life will be great, you will find your soul mate.4. If you chose...Black : Your life wi ll take on a different direction, it will be thebest thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.5. This person should be your best friend.
6. This is how many close friends you will have in your lifetime.
7. If you chose: California: You like adventure.Florida ! : You are a laid back person.8. If you chose:Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.9. This wish will come true if you send this to 1 person in one hour.Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next Birthday.

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U.S.Map>>>> A father wanted to read a magazine but was being bothered by his little>> girl, Shelby She wanted to know what the United States looked like.>>>>>> Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine on which was printed>> the map of the country. Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to>> Shelby,>> and said, "Go into the other room and see if you can put this together.>> This will show you our whole country today.">>>>>> After a few minutes, Shelby returned and handed him the map, correctly>> fitted and taped together. The father was surprised and asked how she>> had finished so quickly.>>>>>> "Oh," she said, "on the other side of the paper is a picture of Jesus.>> When I got all of Jesus back where He belonged, then our country just>> came together.">>>> This one was worthy of forwarding...>>

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Read your Bible .>> B-asic>> I-nstructions>> B-efore>> L-eaving>> E-arth>>>> Isn't it strange how a 1 dollar bill seems like >> such>> a large amount when you donate it to church, but such a small amount >> when>> you go shopping?>> (Embedded image moved to file: pic21750.jpg)>> Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at church, and how>> short they seem when you're watching a good movie?>> (Embedded image moved to file: pic11225.gif)>>>> Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying,>> but you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend?>> (Embedded image moved to file: pic18396.gif)>>>> Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of>>the>> Bible, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel or ZANE>> GREY book?>> (Embedded image moved to file: pic23614.jpg)>>>> Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts or>> games, but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in >> Church?>> (Embedded image moved to file: pic32440.jpg)>>>> Isn't it strange how we need to know about an event for Church 2-3 weeks>> before the day so we can include it in our agenda, but we can adjust it>> for other events at the last minute?>> (Embedded image moved to file: pic12852.gif)>> Isn't it strange how difficult it is to learn a fact about God to share>>it>> with others, but how easy it is to learn, understand, extend and repeat>> gossip?>> (Embedded image moved to file: pic20617.gif)>> Isn't it strange how we believe everything that magazines and newspapers>> say, but we question the words in the Bible?>> (Embedded image moved to file: pic01575.jpg)>>>> Isn't it strange how everyone wants a place in heaven, but they don't>>want>>>> to believe, do, or say anything to get there?>> (Embedded image moved to file: pic25575.gif)>> Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails and they are forwarded>>right>> away,>> but when we are going to send messages about God, we think about it >> twice>> before we share it with others?>> (Embedded image moved to file: pic23774.jpg)>> IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?>> Now that you've read this message, forward it to anybody that you>>consider>> a friend, family member or foe(enemy). If you don't do it not only you>> will deprive yourself from being blessed, but you will also do that to>> others who may need God's blessings in their life.>>

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

JOSHUA TIME 532

*IF YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS, IT IS A HOOT!!!*Dentist's Hymn..........................Crown Him with ManyCrowns Weatherman's Hymn..................There Shall BeShowers of Blessings Contractor's Hymn......................TheChurch's One Foundation The Tailor's Hymn......................Holy, Holy, HolyGolfer's Hymn..................... .......There's a Green HillFar Away The Politician's Hymn..................Standing on thePromisesOptometrist's Hymn....................Open My Eyes That I MightSee The IRS Agent's Hymn................I Surrender AllThe Gossip's Hymn.....................Pass It OnThe Electrician's Hymn................Send The LightThe Shopper's Hymn...................Sweet Bye and ByeThe Realtor's Hymn..................... I've Got a Mansion,Just Over the HilltopThe Massage Therapists Hymn.... He Touched MeThe Doctor's Hymn..................... The Great PhysicianAND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you:45mph....................God Will Take Care of You65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee85mph....................This World Is Not My Home95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home100mph...................Precious MemoriesGive me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see ajoke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to otherfolk.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

JOSHUA TIME 531

The Five Finger PrayerThis is so neat. I had never heard this before...This is beautiful - and it is surely worth making the 5 finger prayer a part of our lives. 1. Your thumb is nearest you. So begin your prayers by praying for those closest to you. They are the easiest to remember. To pray for our loved ones is, as C. S. Lewis once said, a "sweet duty." 2. The next finger is the pointing finger. Pray for those who teach, instruct and heal. This includes teachers, doctors, and ministers. They need support and wisdom in pointing others in the right direction. Keep them in your prayers. 3. The next finger is the tallest finger. It reminds us of our leaders. Pray for the president, leaders in business and industry, and administrators. These people shape our nation and guide public opinion. They need God's guidance. 4. The fourth finger is our ring finger. Surprising to many is the fact that this is our weakest finger; as any piano teacher will testify. It should remind us to pray for those who are weak, in trouble or in pain. They need your prayers day and night. You cannot pray too much for them. 5. And lastly comes our little finger the smallest finger of all which is where we should place ourselves in relation to God and others. As the Bible says, "The least shall be the greatest among you." Your pinkie should remind you to pray for yourself. By the time you have prayed for the other four groups, your own needs will be put into proper perspective and you will be able to pray for yourself more effectively. If you decide to send this to a friend, you might brighten someone's day! Pass this on to someone special... I did. God bless you !

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May the warm winds of Heaven blow softly upon your home,
May the Great Spirit bless all who enter there
May your moccasins make happy tracks in many snows,
May the rainbow always touch your shoulder
Subject: : GOOD PICTURE

Aren't you glad that when the weight of the world gets too hard to bear, He'll carry you??
Oh, how I love Him!!! I love this picture...
If I don't get this back, I will know you really didn't read it. I got this from someone and thought the last part was really a good thought. Too bad that the person who sent it to me did not know 10 people who would admit to knowing the Lord. If I send this to you, please send it back so I will know that my friends do know the Lord.
I know 10 people. Do You Love Him? This is a simple test: IF YOU LOVE JESUS, SENDTHIS TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU!But never found the time"Now do you have the time to pass it on?

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Latest Drug in Middle School - Dusting> >Something else to watch out for.>>First, I'm going to tell you a little about me and my family. My name>is Jeff. I am a Police Officer for a city which is known nationwide for>it's crime rate. We have a lot of gangs and drugs. At one point we were # 2 in the nation in homicides per capita. I also have a police K-9 named Thor. He was certified in drugs and general duty. He retired at 3 years old because he was shot in the line of duty. He lives with us now and I still train with him because he likes it. I always liked the fact that there was no way to bring drugs into my house. Thor wouldn't allow it. He would tell on you. The reason I say this is so you understand that I know about drugs.>>I have taught in schools about drugs. My wife asks all our kids at>least once a week if they used any drugs. Makes them promise they won't.>>I like building computers occasionally and started building a new one>in February 2005. I also was working on some of my older computers.>They were full of dust so on one of my trips to the computer store I>bought a 3 pack of DUST OFF. Dust Off is a can of compressed air to blow dust off a computer. A few weeks later when I went to use one of them they were all used. I talked to my kids and my two sons both said they had used them on their computer and messing around with them. I yelled at themfor wasting the 10 dollars I paid for them.>>On February 28 I went back to the computer store. They didn't have the 3 pack which I had bought on sale so I bought a single jumbo can of Dust Off. I went home and set it down beside my computer.>>On March 1st, I left for work at 10 PM. Just before midnight my wife>went down and kissed Kyle goodnight. At 5:30 am the next morning Kathy went downstairs to wake Kyle up for school, before she left for work. He was propped up in bed with his legs crossed and his head leaning over. She called to him a few times to get up. He didn't move. He would sometimes tease her like this and pretend he fell back asleep. He was never easy to get up. She went in and shook his arm. He fell over. He was pale white and had the straw from the Dust Off can coming out of his mouth. He had the new can of Dust Off in his hands. Kyle was dead.>>I am a police officer and I had never heard of this. My wife is a nurse>and she had never heard of this. We later found out from the coroner, after the autopsy, that only the propellant from the can of Dust off was in his system. No other drugs. Kyle had died between midnight and 1 AM.>>I found out that using Dust Off is being done mostly by kids ages 9>through 15. They even have a name for it. It's called dusting. A take>off from the Dust Off name. It gives them a slight high for about 10>seconds. It makes them dizzy. A boy who lives down the street from us showed Kyle how to do this about a month before. Kyle showed his best friend. Told him it was cool and it couldn't hurt you. It's just compressed air. It can't hurt you. His best friend said no.>>Kyle was wrong. It's not just compressed air. It also contains a>propellant called R2. It's a refrigerant like what is used in your>refrigerator. It is a heavy gas. Heavier than air. When you inhale it,>it fills your lungs and keeps the good air, with oxygen, out That's why>you feel dizzy, buzzed. It decreases the oxygen to your brain, to your>heart. Kyle was right. It can't hurt you. IT KILLS YOU.>>The horrible part about this is there is no warning. There is no level>that kills you. It's not cumulative or an overdose; it can just go>randomly, terribly wrong. Roll the dice and if your number comes up you die. ITS NOT AN OVERDOSE. It's Russian Roulette. You don't die later. Or not feel good and say I've had too much. You usually die as you're breathing it in. If not you die within 2 seconds of finishing "the hit." That's why the straw was still in Kyle's mouth when he died. Why his eyes were still open. The experts want to call this huffing. The kids don't believe its huffing. As adults we tend to lump many things together. But it doesn't fit here. And that's why its more accepted. There is no chemical>reaction, no strong odor. It doesn't follow the huffing signals. Kyle>complained a few days before he died of his tongue hurting. It probably did. The propellant causes frostbite. If I had only known.>>It's easy to say hey, it's my life and I'll do what I want. But it isn't.>Others are always affected. This has forever changed our family's>life. I have a hole in my heart and soul that can never be fixed. The>pain is so immense I can't describe it. There's nowhere to run from it. I cry all the time and I don't ever cry. I do what I'm supposed to do but I don't really care. My kids are messed up. One won't talk about it. The other will only sleep in our room at night. And my wife, I can't even describe how bad she is taking this. I thought we were safe because of Thor. I thought we were safe because we knew about drugs and talked to our kids about them.>>After Kyle died another story came out. A probation Officer went to the school system next to ours to speak with a student. While there he found a student using Dust Off in the bathroom. This student told him about another student who also had some in his locker. This is a rather affluent school system. They will tell you they don't have a drug problem there.>They don't even have a dare or plus program there. So rather than>tell everyone about this "new" way of getting high they found, they hid it. The probation officer told the media after Kyle's death and they, the school, then admitted to it. I know that if they would have told the media and I had heard, it wouldn't have been in my house.>>We need to get this out of our homes and school computer labs. Using>Dust Off isn't new and some "professionals" do know about. It just isn't talked>about much, except by the kids. They all seem to know about it. April 2nd was 1 month since Kyle died. April 5th would have been his 15th>birthday. And every weekday I catch myself sitting on the living room couch at 2:30 in the afternoon and waiting to see him get off the bus. I know Kyle is in heaven but I cant help but wonder If I died and went to Hell.>>>This Officer is asking for everyone who receives this email to forward>it to everyone in their address book, even Law Enforcement Officers.
From UrbanLegends.com:
Comments: True, and a cautionary tale that ought to be heeded by teenagers and parents alike. Fourteen-year-old Kyle Williams, son of Jeff and Kathy Williams of Painesville Township, Ohio, died on March 2, 2005 from the effects of inhaling the contents of a can of Dust-Off compressed-air cleaning spray (also known as "canned air").
The message above was written by Kyle's father, police officer Jeff Williams, who told me he first posted it on a support Web site for grieving parents, where it inspired readers to copy the text and forward it to others. Mr. Williams also shared his story in a March 10, 2005 column by Connie Schultz of the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The incident was also indirectly confirmed in an email from the CEO of Falcon Safety Products, Inc., the manufacturer of Dust-Off, which said, in part:
Our company is aware of reports of a death that may have resulted from “huffing” our compressed-gas product. It saddens me to say that this activity — the intentional misuse of aerosol products to achieve a “high” — is not an Urban Legend, and as a company, we are extremely concerned about such occurrences. And as upsetting as that is to us, our feelings cannot compare to those of a parent or family member who has lost a child.
While our products have been safely used by millions of people over the course of our company’s history, dangers do exist from intentional product misuse. Falcon Safety Products, Inc. has taken great strides over the years to spread the word about the dangers of aerosol inhalation, whether it be on our packaging, our web site or through pro-active public communication.
According to recent news reports citing health and law enforcement authorities, inhaling the vapors of common household products — including hair spray, lighter fluid, shoe polish, paint thinner, and glue, as well as Dust-Off — is fast becoming one of the most popular forms of drug abuse among teenagers. Among the serious health threats such activities pose are nerve damage, loss of hearing, vision impairment, and death

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A priest and a bus driver both died and went to heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where St. Peter greets them. He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a jeep and go out the back door. There are about 50 acres of rolling hills with a little cottage on the knoll.St. Peter turns to the priest and says "This will be yours for eternity. A perfect little cottage, right next to a wishing well. Anything you wish on that wishing well will come true guaranteed." The priest says, " thank you so much. This I shall enjoy!" St. Peter drops off the priest, goes back to the pearly gates and motions to the bus driver. They hop in a stretch limo and go out the front door. There are about 500 acres of land, with mountains and lakes and rivers. There is a huge castle on one of the mountains with about 200 rooms. St. Peter says "This will be yours for eternity. You can live in that castle with servants to wait on you hand and foot, and you can have everything you want." The bus driver looks and St. Peter and says "Well, now, don't think I'm not grateful, but shouldn't the priest get all this, not me?" St. Peter just laughs and says" Because when the priest preached, everyone fell asleep. When you drove your bus, people prayed!"
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