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Wilma

Its not the flinstones it is the 21st named storm of 2005 and the 12th hurricane. She has been a strong cataglory 5 and set the record at the lowest milibars at 882mb. This is a slow mover. It is expected to hit Florida. I think it will still be a major hurricane.
Check the following weather sites For more information on the storm check out the links the weather icon on JOSHUA TIME, http://www.weather.com/ http://www.accuweather.com/ http://www.noaa.com/ http://www.noaa.gov/ http://www.foxnews.com/ http://www.msnbc.com/ http://www.cnn.com/

Look for food prices to go up

Joshua

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GOOD NEWS

I had a test last Tuesday in Interpersonal Communication a great teacher is teaching the course I got a B on the test.
Last Thursday I had a test in Criminal Procedures I got a B on that test. Law shows make more sense because this class.
Tuesday, October 18, I had a math test I'm failing math so I needed to make a C or better on the test and I made a 70..

Joshua

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AGAIN

Home health can not keep nothing straight,
Ashley was supposed to come Thursday October 20 and today Friday October 21 She did not, Martha came yesterday and Tammy which I GOT SOME ONE I GOT TAMMY SOME ONE WHO I DON'T CARE FOR SHE CAME AT 835 THIS GIRL DOES NOT LET ME SHOWER OR ANYTHING SHE SHOWERS ME AND IS RUDE AFTER SHE LEAVES IF SSHE DOES THAT I'M GOING TO TAKE ANOTHER SHOWER AND ALL. She poured my coffee out, but I can not say anything because they might drop me.

I hate home health its not helping like its supposed to.

JOSHUA TIME 136 THANKS

Thanks for the comments. I will visit the site of yours. I would ask that you plug my site as I'm wanting more hits/visitors to get my thoughts out. You have not read all my columns havee you? I encourage the readers to continue reading as Joshua Time has great columns. Please check the archives...

Joshua

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This is so clever.......... also so true Regardless of make or year, all units known as "human beings" are being recalled by the Manufacturer.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named "Adam" and "Eve" resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect is technically termed,
"Serious Internal Non-morality," but more commonly known as "SIN."

Some of the symptoms of the SIN defect: - Loss of direction - Lack of peace and joy - Depression - Foul vocal emissions - Selfishness - Ingratitude - Fearfulness - Rebellion - Jealousy
The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized repair service free of charge to correct the SIN defect.
The Repair Technician, Jesus Christ, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. To repeat, there is no fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected please upload the burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Christ, into the heart component of the human unit.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Christ will replace it with: - Love - Joy - Peace - Kindness - Goodness - Faithfulness - Gentleness - Patience - Self-control Please see the operating manual,
HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use these fixes. As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance from the resident Maintenance Technician, the Holy Ghost. Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will take up reside! nce on the premises.

WARNING: Continuing to operate a human being unit without corrections voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will ultimately result in the human unit being incinerated. Thank you for your immediate attention.
Please assist by notifying others of this important recall notice. A.S.A.P. Always Say A Prayer.

In God We Trust ....and I'd like to add a reminder - the BIBLE is *B*asic *I*nstructions *B*efore> *L*eaving *E*arth. May it be a comfort to you today. _

JOSHUA

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This is Excellent! - Wish It could be sent to the entire world! So, the best place to start is with Loved ones and Friends.

1. The best way to get even is to forget...

2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...

3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...

4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight...

5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth....

6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, Then perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea!

7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...

8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.

9. Words are windows to the heart.

10. A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery.

11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill, just add a little dirt.

12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person; it's being the right person.

13. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.

14. Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all over them.

15. The tongue must be heavy, indeed, because so few people can hold it.

16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free and then discover the prisoner was you.

17. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!

18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.

19. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck...

20. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.

You are richer today if you have laughed, given, or forgiven!

JOSHUA

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The Quiet Sermon
A member of a certain church, who previously had been attending services regularly, stopped going. After a few weeks, the pastor decided to visit him. It was a chilly evening. The pastor found the man at home alone, sitting before a blazing fire. Guessing the reason for his pastors visit, the man welcomed him, led him to a comfortable chair near the fireplace and waited. The pastor made himself at home but said nothing. In the grave silence, he contemplated the dance of the flames around the burning logs. After some minutes, the pastor took the fire tongs, carefully picked up a brightly burning ember and placed it to one side of the hearth all alone.

Then he sat back in his chair, still silent. The host watched all this in quiet contemplation. As the one lone ember's flame flickered and diminished, there was a momentary glow and then its fire was no more. Soon it was cold and dead. Not a word had been spoken since the initial greeting.

The Pastor glanced at his watch and realized it was time to leave. He slowly stood up, picked up the cold, dead ember and placed it back in the middle of the fire. Immediately it began to glow, once more with the light and warmth of the burning coals around it. As the pastor reached the door to leave, his host said with a tear running down his cheek,
"Thank you so much for your visit and especially for the fiery sermon.

I shall be back in church next Sunday." We live in a world today, which tries to say too much with too little. Consequently, few listen. Sometimes the best sermons are the ones left unspoken.

If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything! This is an amazing picture! The "longer" you look at this picture, the "more" you see.. Look at the lines the artist used to draw this picture of Christ.. It is of scenes from Christ's life. I have not seen anything like this and wanted you to see it, too.


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Say NO to Target Stores - no matter WHAT the Price!!

If they have a good sale in their ads, take the ad to Walmart, where they will meet the price...............

Dick Forrey of the Vietnam Veterans Association wrote.
"Recently we asked the local TARGET store to be a proud sponsor of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall during our spring recognition event. We received the following reply from the local TARGET management: 'Veterans do not meet our area of giving.
We only donate to the arts, social action groups, gay & lesbian causes, and education.' "

So I'm thinking, if the Vietnam Veterans >>>Memorial Wall and>>> veterans in general do not meet their donation criteria, then something is really wrong at this TARGET store. We were not asking for thousands of dollars, not even hundreds, just a small sponsorship for a memorial remembrance

As a follow-up, I E-mailed the TARGET U.S. corporate headquarters and their response was the same. That's their national policy. Then I looked into the company further. They will not allow the Marines to collect for 'Toys for Tots' at any of their stores. And during the recent Iraq deployment, they would not allow families of employees who were called up for active duty to continue their insurance coverage while they were on military service. Then as I dig further, TARGET is a French-owned corporation.
Now, I'm thinking again. If TARGET cannot support American Veterans, then why should my family and I support their stores by spending our hard earned American dollars and to have their profits sent to France. Without >>>the American Vets, where would France be today?"

Sincerely, Dick Forrey
Veterans Helping Veterans
Please send this on to everyone you know to let Target know how AMERICAN'S feel about their non-support of America and our support of THem.

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Quote of the month

With hurricanes, tornado's, flooding and severe t-storms tearing up the country from one end to another,
the quote of the month is: Jay Leno: "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

JOSHUA

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Worth Reading

VERY INTERESTING - Read down to the very bottom, you don't want to miss this!
1. The garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq. 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. 10. Amos cried out in Iraq! 11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the fiery furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq. 15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq. 16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq. 17. The wise men were from Iraq. 18. Peter preached in Iraq. 19. The "Empire of Man" described in Revelation is called Babylon, which was a city in Iraq!

And you have probably seen this one. Israel is the nation most often mentioned in the Bible. But do you know which nation is second? It is Iraq! However, that is not the name that is used in the Bible.

The names used in the Bible are Babylon, Land of Shinar, and Mesopotamia. The word Mesopotamia means between the two rivers, more exactly between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

The name Iraq, means country with deep roots. Indeed Iraq is a country with deep roots and is a very significant country in the Bible. No other nation, except Israel, has more history and prophecy associated it than Iraq. And also...

This is something to think about! Since America is typically represented by an eagle. Saddam should have read up on his Muslim passages... The following verse is from the Koran, (the Islamic Bible) Koran (9:11) - For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and there was peace.
(Note the verse number!) Hmmmmmmm?! God Bless you all Amen !

I BETTER NOT HEAR OF ANYONE BREAKING THIS ONE. This is a ribbon for soldiers fighting in Iraq. Pass it on to everyone and pray. Something good will happen to you tonight at 11:11 PM This is not a joke.

JOSHUA