JOSHUA TIME 713

HILLARY CLINTON ANNOUNCES A RUN FOR THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY

JOSHUA TIME 712

Prayer wheel for our soldiers...please don't break it



Please send this on after a short prayer.

When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world


"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior. Amen."


There is nothing attached.... This can be very powerful.... Just send this to all the people in your address book. Do not stop the wheel, please...


Of all the gifts you could give a US Soldier, Sailor, Airman, Marine & others deployed in harm's way, prayer is the very best one.


I noticed that as I forwarded this...another eagle was added!! Neat!!

JOSHUA TIME 711

In Texas we really do pull off the road and stop for funerals......nobody moves until the last car has gone by.





What follows is a message from Vicki Pierce about her nephew James' funeral (he was serving our country in Iraq):

"I'm back, it was certainly a quick trip, but I have to also say it was one of the most amazing experiences of my life. There is a lot to be said for growing up in a small town in Texas. The service itself was impressive with wonderful flowers and sprays, a portrait of James, his uniform and boots, his awards and ribbons. There was lots of military brass and an eloquent (though inappropriately longwinded) Baptist preacher. There were easily 1000 people at the service, filling the church sanctuary as well as the fellowship hall and spilling out into the parking lot.

However, the most incredible thing was what happened following the service on the way to the cemetery. We went to our cars and drove to the cemetery escorted by at least 10 police cars with lights flashing and some other emergency vehicles, with Texas Rangers handling traffic. Everyone on the road who was not in the procession, pulled over, got out of their cars, and stood silently and respectfully, some put their hands over their hearts.

When we turned off the highway suddenly there were teenage boys along both sides of the street about every 20! feet o r so, all holding large American flags on long flag poles, and again with their hands on their hearts. We thought at first it was the Boy Scouts or 4H club or something, but it continued ... for two and a half miles. Hundreds of young people, standing silently on the side of the road with flags. At one point we passed an elementary school, and all the children were outside, shoulder to shoulder holding flags . kindergartners, handicapped, teachers, staff, everyone. Some held signs of love and support. Then came teenage girls and younger boys, all holding flag! s. Then adults. Then families. All standing silently on the side of the road. No one spoke, not even the very young children.

The military presence..at least two generals, a fist full of colonels, and representatives from every branch of the service, plus the color guard who attended James, and some who served with him . was very impressive and respectful, but the love and pride from this community who had lost one of their own was the most amazing thing I've ever been privileged to witness.


I've attached some pictures, some are blurry (we were moving), but you can get a small idea of what this was like. Thanks so much for all the prayers and support."

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THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST MOVING E-MAILS I'VE SEEN TO DATE .

GO USA and GOD BLESS ALL OF OUR SOLDIERS !



They Need Our Prayers

Prayer chain for our Military...please don't break it
Please send this on after a short prayer.

Prayer for our soldiers...please don't break it

Prayer

"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they

protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they

perform for us in our time of need. I ask this in the name of Jesus, our

Lord and Savior. Amen."

Prayer Request: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a

prayer for our troops around the world.

There is nothing attached.... Just send this to all the

people in your address book. Do not let it stop with you, please....

Of all the gifts you could give a US Soldier, Sailor, Airman, Marine &others

deployed in harm's way,

Prayer is the very best one!



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JOSHUA TIME 710

This is a fun little exercise!


Feng Shui Horoscope Take just a couple of minutes to take
this test
& see what happens! If you are honest this tells the truth --
it's pretty good.

Write your answers on a paper, NO cheating! The answers are at
the bottom...

1. Which is your favorite color: red, black, blue, green, or
yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like California or Florida more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

When you're done, scroll down. Don't cheat











Answers:

1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from
the
ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to
those who are down.

2. If your initial is:
A-K - You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R - You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love
life
is soon to blossom.
S-Z - You like to help others and your future love life looks
very good.

3. If you were born in:
JAN - MAR: The year will go very well for yo u and you will
discover that
you fall in love with someone totally
unexpected.
APR - JUN: You will have a strong love relationship that will
last forever.
JUL - SEP: You will have a great year and will experience a
major life-changing experience for the good.
OCT - DEC: Your love life will be great, you will find your soul
mate.

4. If you chose...
Black : Your life will take on a different direction, it will
be
the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the
change.
White: You have a friend who completely confides in you and
would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person should be your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you will have in your
lifetime.

7. If you chose:
California: You like adventure.
Florida ! : You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are
very
reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true if you send this to 1 person in one
hour.


Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your
nextBirthday.

JOSHUA TIME 709

ITS WINTER TIME

Special Weather Statement


FLEMING-MONTGOMERY-BATH-ROWAN-ESTILL- POWELL-MENIFEE-ROCKCASTLE- JACKSON- PULASKI-LAUREL-WAYNE-MCCREARY-WHITLEY- KNOX-BELL-HARLAN- ELLIOTT-MORGAN- JOHNSON-WOLFE-MAGOFFIN-FLOYD-LEE- BREATHITT-KNOTT- OWSLEY-PERRY-CLAY- LESLIE-LETCHER-MARTIN-PIKE- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...FLEMINGSBURG...MOUNT STERLING... OWINGSVILLE...MOREHEAD... IRVINE...STANTON...FRENCHBURG... MOUNT VERNON...MCKEE...SOMERSET...LONDON... MONTICELLO... WHITLEY CITY...CORBIN... WILLIAMSBURG...BARBOURVILLE... MIDDLESBORO... PINEVILLE...HARLAN... SANDY HOOK...WEST LIBERTY... PAINTSVILLE... CAMPTON... SALYERSVILLE...PRESTONSBURG... BEATTYVILLE...JACKSON... HINDMAN... BOONEVILLE...HAZARD...MANCHESTER... HYDEN...WHITESBURG... INEZ...PIKEVILLE 440 AM EST FRI JAN 19 2007
...A WINTRY MIX OF PRECIPITATION POSSIBLE LATE SATURDAY NIGHT AND SUNDAY...

A LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM WILL DEVELOP OVER THE LOWER MISSISSIPPI VALLEY ON SATURDAY. THIS WEATHER SYSTEM WILL MOVE NORTHEAST...SPREADING A MIX OF SNOW...SLEET...AND FREEZING RAIN INTO THE REGION LATE SATURDAY NIGHT THROUGH SUNDAY. AT THIS TIME...IT APPEARS THE PRECIPITATION WILL START OUT AS A PERIOD OF SNOW LATE SATURDAY NIGHT AND SUNDAY MORNING...BEFORE CHANGING TO SLEET AND FREEZING RAIN. AT THIS TIME...IT APPEARS THE BEST CHANCE FOR FREEZING RAIN IS SOUTH OF THE HAL ROGERS PARKWAY...AND ALONG AND WEST OF INTERSTATE 75. THE PRECIPITATION IS EXPECTED TO CHANGE TO ALL RAIN SUNDAY AFTERNOON.

A LIGHT ACCUMULATION OF SNOW IS POSSIBLE LATE SATURDAY NIGHT INTO SUNDAY. IN ADDITION...ANY FREEZING RAIN MAY PRODUCE A GLAZE OF ICE ON EXPOSED SURFACES.

THE AMOUNT AND TYPE OF PRECIPITATION WILL DEPEND ON THE TRACK OF THE LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM. THERE IS UNCERTAINTY IN THE EXACT TRACK OF THIS SYSTEM AT THIS TIME...AND PERSONS IN EASTERN KENTUCKY SHOULD MONITOR LATER FORECASTS AND UPDATES ON THIS DEVELOPING WEATHER SITUATION

JOSHUA TIME 708

Grace


Saying Grace in Restaurant

Last week, I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!"

Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!"

Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?"

As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer."

"Really?" my son asked.

"Cross my heart," the man replied. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."

Naturally, I bought my kids ice cream at the end of the meal.

My son stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember the rest of my life. He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman. With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you. Ice cream is good for the soul sometimes; and my soul is good already."

THE END

I loved this story! Please keep it moving. Sometimes, we all need some ice cream.

I hope God sends you some Ice Cream today

JOSHUA TIME 707

what's for lunch
>>Date: Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:57:42 -0800 (PST)
>>
>>An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on the
>>scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said,
>>"Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time
>>for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
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>>The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get
>>burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too." The redneck opened his
>>lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time,
>>I'm jumping too."
>>
>>Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage
>>and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and
>>jumps too. The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his
>>death as well.
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>>At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "I I'd known how
>>really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given
>>it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have
>>given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so
>>much."
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>>Everyone turned and stared at the redneck's wife. "Hey, don't look at me,"
>>she said. "He makes his own lunch."
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>>
>>Jeannean

JOSHUA TIME 706

THE NEW DOG

A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog.

Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist.

They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs.

Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they wanted.

The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife.

"Fetch the Bible," he commanded.

The dog bounded to the bookshelf, scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner.

"Now find Psalm 23," he commanded.

The dog dropped the Bible to the floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws,

leafed through and finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw.

The pastor and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.

That evening, a group of church members came to visit.

The pastor and his wife began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses.

The visitors were very impressed.

One man asked, "Can he do regular dog tricks, too?"

"I haven't tried yet," the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at the dog. "HEEL!" the pastor commanded.

The dog immediately jumped on a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl.

The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "Good Lord! We've bought a Pentecostal dog!"

JOSHUA TIME 705

One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation.
Satan went to visit Jesus in the Garden of Eden,
and Satan came all happy and boasting. (Lk 4: 1-12; Job 1: 6-12)








"Yes, Lord, now I have everybody captive,
(well nearly everybody down there).
I set traps, I used the baits of temptation,
I know well what each one of them can't resist.
I nearly caught them all!" (I Pet 5: 8-9; Eph 6: 10-17)


"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.
and He was praying to God the Father.



Satan answered "Oh, I am going to have some fun with them!"

I'll make them divorce after they have married
so the foundation of humanity will never be able to be established
"the family" (Mt 19: 4-6; Mal 2: 16)



I will make them hate each other and abuse each other,
make them fall into alcohol and drugs without control. (Rom 13: 12-14)

I will teach them to make weapons and bombs,
so they kill each other


"I am really going to have fun!"

"And when you are tired of playing with them, what will you do?"
Jesus asked. And continued praying

"Oh, I will kill them all and their souls will be mine forever"
"Lord by all respect, it's their decision" (I Jn 3: 8-10)

"How much do you want for all of them?" Jesus asked.


"Oh, you can't want these people. They aren't anything good.!
Why do you want them if they neither follow you nor love you?
Many hate you! I have seen many of them spitting on you, cursing you and even denying you."
"What's more, they love me a lot" (Mt 24: 10-13)

"You don't want these people!!"

"How much?" Jesus asked again

Satan looked at him with a nasty face

"All your tears and all your blood,
all the pain of the entire world, all together" (Is 53: 4-10; I Pet 2: 24)

Jesus said..."DONE"

"and He paid the price" (II Cor 5: 21)

How terrible it is that people don't seek for God,
and then ask themselves why the world is going to hell!


How terrible that we seek the newspaper everyday to read tragedies
and we never seek the Bible

How insensible it is how everybody wants to go to heaven,
thinking they can get there without having to believe,
without loving God above all things,
or doing what the Bible says...the Laws of God.

I t is terrible how some people can say "I believe in God"
but still follow Satan (Who as matter of fact, does fear God)
(II Tim 4: 3-4; II Jn 1: 7-11)

Don't you think it's pathetic how they send
each other thousands of jokes by email,
so they spread like plagues.

But when it's about the Lord's messages,
we think about it twice before we share them;
and we leave the mailboxes of our friends without this message


Don't you think it is outrageous that the obscene,
vulgar and crude is allowed freely to pass through the internet
that even many people would desire to get into the screen.

But it is forbidden to speak publicly about Jesus
in the schools, places of work
self-helping groups, etc... (Acts 4: 19-20)

Even after knowing what He did for us.
Because the Romans didn't kill Him. It was our sin.
that we may be forgiven
and know Him in His glory with the Father.

Doesn't it seem incredible to you how somebody can be alight
on Sabbath in the Church,
worshipping and thanking the Lord for His mercy,
for one more day to live etc.

But during the rest of the week he is an invisible Christian! (II Tim 3: 1-5; Rom 10: 9-13)

Does this seem just to you?

Don't let Satan stop you sending this Mail
to all your contacts on the Web,
It doesn't matter if he tells you that many don't believe this
Don't let him get through with his plans!

Stop worrying what the others may think about you
It is time to worry about what "God thinks about you"

Please brother and sister, pass it on?
"I already did it"

May God bless you always (II Cor 13: 13)

JOSHUA TIME 704

Tiny Frogs
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