JOSHUA TIME 949

The Old Cow







Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising
home along a country road one evening when
an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The
driver tried to avoid it but couldn't.

The aged cow was struck and killed. Hillary told
her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain
to the owners what had happened and pay them
for the cow. She stayed in the car making phone
calls.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to
the car with his clothes in disarray. He was
holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in
one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and
was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary?

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me
the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their
beautiful twin daughters made passionate love
to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door
and said, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just
killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I
couldn't stop it."

JOSHUA TIME 948

Friend week




'BEAUTY NEEDS NO EXPLANATION"!!!!!!!!

Daily prayer: Please God, put your arms around my shoulders and your hand over my mouth.








This is one of the cutest and nicest emails around......

Happy Friends week!!!!!!


Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
To handle yourself, use your head;

To handle others, use your heart.



Anger is only one letter short of danger.

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;

If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas;

Average minds discuss events;

Small minds discuss people.



He, who loses money, loses much;

He, who loses a friend, loses much more;

He, who loses faith, loses all.


Beautiful young people are accidents of nature.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.



Friends, you and me......

You brought another friend ....

And then there were 3 .

We started our group ..

Our circle of friends....

There is no beginning or end .. ..



Yesterday is history.

Tomorrow is mystery.

Today is a gift.


It's National Friendship Week. Show your friends how much you care .. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a

circle of friends.

WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER, YOU'RE REQUESTED TO SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU.



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