Friday, November 25, 2005

JOSHUA TIME 198

WRESTLING FAKE NEWS

The following was posted on wwe.com earlier today:

"Kane and Big Show attacked Batista again.

Following a vicious attack on Monday night in Sheffield, England, in which Batista's body was smashed into the windshield of a car, Kane and Big Show have done it again. At the SmackDown taping Tuesday in England, Batista was double-teamed and slammed through a table. The incident will be aired the day after Thanksgiving on Friday Night SmackDown."

The above article was posted directly on WWE.com and seems to be a part of WWE's attempt to become the ultimate news source on the internet. The only problem is its fake news.

WWE are trying to cater to the internet audience but that same audience grasps what's real and what's not.

SEVERAL SITES POST THE SAME NEWS BITS ITS ALL ABOUT WHO OR WHAT SITE GETS IT OUT FIRST
www.wwe.com is trying to stop spoilers and leaks from gettiing on the net. One way to stop it is post your own wrestling internet news and and rumors its also a way to get people to watch your show.

Joshua

Monday, November 21, 2005

JOSHUA TIME 197

If you took the same excuses that people use for not going to church and apply them to other important areas of life you'd realize how inconsistent we can be in our logic.

For example: Reasons Not To Wash

1. I was forced to as a child.2. People who make soap are only after your money.3. I wash on special occasions like Christmas and Easter.4. People who wash are hypocrites-they think they are cleaner than everyone else.5. There are so many different kinds of soap, I can't decide which one is best.6. I used to wash, but it got boring so I stopped.7. None of my friends wash.8. The bathroom is never warm enough in the winter or cool enough in the summer.9. I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier.10. I can't spare the time

JOSHUA

JOSHUA TIME 196

DRUG POLICY

IT SEEMS SO

WWW.WWE.com

VINCE MCMAHON ANNOUNCES NEW DRUG POLICY

November 21, 2005

In a joint meeting today with the Raw and Smackdown! rosters in the United Kingdom, in Sheffield, Vince McMahon announced that within the next several weeks, a new drug testing policy will be implemented in which performance enhancing drugs, such as steroids, etc., recreational drugs, as well as abuse of prescription drugs will be banned.

In addition to the new drug testing procedure, there will also be an emphasis on cardiovascular examinations.

The specifics of the drug policy will be announced over the next several weeks. More details to follow. Check with WWE.com for the latest information.

WWE.com just updated their drug testing story: In a joint meeting today with the Raw and SmackDown rosters in the United Kingdom, in Sheffield, Vince McMahon announced that within the next several weeks, a new drug testing policy will be implemented in which performance enhancing drugs, such as steroids, etc., recreational drugs, as well as abuse of prescription drugs will be banned. In addition to the new drug testing procedure, there will also be an emphasis on cardio vascular examinations. The specifics of the drug policy will be announced over the next several weeks.

More details to follow. Check with www.wwe.com for the latest information

WWE.com has just posted a video of Vince McMahon's backstage meeting earlier today where he announced the brand new drug policy. He spoke in front of wrestlers from both Raw and Smackdown. Click here to see the video.
In the video, Vince McMahon says that the drug testing will be random and it will be performed on a regular basis by an independent contractor. WWE staff won't be testing the wrestlers, and the testing won't take place at Titan Towers either. Kurt Angle then spoke out on what the policy was on pain killers. Vince said he wasn't sure at the moment as he hasn't gone through all the paperwork yet. Vince also said that he will be the second person to know about a wrestler violating the drug policy as the doctor performing the test will be the first person to know.

Vince McMahon requested a meeting with the WWE wrestlers in England earlier today. Here is a recap of what was said to the wrestlers concerning the new drug policy: Vince starts off by saying that before anything starts leaking out and they hear rumors, he wanted to let them hear it straight from him. The WWE will be instituting a new drug policy and they're doing it over the next several weeks. He'd be happy to hear any suggestions the wrestlers may have. They'll be testing for drugs of abuse and abuse of prescription drugs, performance enhancement drugs as well, steroids, etc. It will be a very strict policy. This will be for all individuals under full-time contracts in the WWE. McMahon asks the wrestlers if they had any questions and comments. "Must be a million going on in your heads at the moment," said McMahon, which got a few laughs from the wrestlers. McMahon said that he doesn't have a lot of answers at the moment. Vince doesn't have the policy with him at the moment and won't have it until the next several weeks. But during that time, if any of the wrestlers have any input whatsoever, he'd love to hear it. Let's say someone abused prescription drugs, or has any kind of problem, there is a help program for them. Vince said that the policy will be very fair, it applies for everybody and no special consideration for anyone. Was asked by one of the wrestlers if it will be a random drug test and Vince said yes. It will also be very frequent.

NO GAMES,

JOSHUA

JOSHUA TIME 195

"No Weapon Formed Against Me Shall Prosper, It Won't Work" I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills from whence cometh my help. My help cometh from the Lord. Psalms 121

I HAVE FAITH

JOSHUA

JOSHUA TIME 194

I love you,

One morning you will never wake up, do all your friends know you love them? I was thinking...

I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling or three words needing to be said! Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do.

And just in case GOD calls me home before I see you again....... I LOVE YOU!!!

love,

JOSHUA

JOSHUA TIME 193

Sing Michael Sing

You are My Sunshine, My only Sunshine" (Be prepared to get watery eyes!)

Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael sang to his sister in mommy's tummy. He was building a bond of love with his little sister before he even met her. The pregnancy progressed normally for Karen, an active member of the Panther Creek United Methodist Church in Morristown, Tennessee.

In time, the labor pains came. Soon it was every five minutes, every three, every minute. But serious complications arose during delivery and Karen found herself in hours of labor. Would a C-section be required? Finally, after a long struggle, Michael's little sister was born. But she was in very serious condition.

With a siren howling in the night, the ambulance rushed the infant to the neonatal intensive care unit at St. Mary's Hospital, Knoxville, Tennessee.


The days inched by. The little girl got worse. The pediatrician had to tell the
parents there is very little hope. Be prepared for the worst.

Karen and her husband contacted a local cemetery about a burial plot. They had fixed up a special room in their house for their new baby but now they found themselves having to plan for a funeral. Michael, however, kept begging his parents to let him see his sister. I want to sing to her, he kept saying. Week two in intensive care looked as if a funeral would come before the week was over.

Michael kept nagging about singing to his sister, but kids are never allowed in Intensive Care. Karen decided to take Michael whether they liked it or not.

If he didn't see his sister right then, he may never see her alive. She dressed him in an oversized scrub suit and marched him into ICU. I looked like a walking laundry basket.

The head nurse recognized him as a child and bellowed, "Get that kid out of here now. No children are allowed." The mother rose up strong in Karen, and the usually mild-mannered lady glared steel-eyed right into the head nurse's face, her lips a firm line. "He is not leaving until he sings to his sister" she stated. Then Karen towed Michael to his sister's bedside.

He gazed at the tiny infant losing the battle to live. After a moment, he began to sing. In the pure-hearted voice of a 3-year-old, Michael sang: "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray." Instantly the baby girl seemed to respond. The pulse rate began to calm down and become steady. "Keep on singing, Michael," encouraged Karen with tears in her eyes. "You never know, dear, how much I love you, please don't take my sunshine away." As Michael sang to his sister, the baby's ragged, strained breathing became as smooth as a kitten's purr. "Keep on singing, sweetheart." "The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping, I dreamed I held you in my arms". Michael's little sister began to relax as rest, healing rest, seemed to sweep over her.

"Keep on singing, Michael." Tears had now conquered the face of the bossy head nurse. Karen glowed. "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. Please don't take my sunshine away..." The next day...the very next day...the little girl was well enough to go home. Woman's Day Magazine called it The Miracle of a Brother's Song. The medical staff just called it a miracle. Karen called it a miracle of God's love.

NEVER GIVE UP ON THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE. LOVE IS SO INCREDIBLY POWERFUL.

Life is good. Have a Wonderful Day!

NO GAMES,

JOSHUA

JOSHUA TIME 192

NEXTEL

Nextel is a great cell phone company. With nextel you get free long distance, no roaming, free unlimited direct connect direct connect is like free walkie talkie it uses zero minutes of your phone talk time, free internet use with the right phone and the right plan anything is posssible

Nextel has great plans and good phones and If you refer some one you get a credit on your bill.

I'm referring you to go nextel. Tell them Joshua Robinson from East Bernstadt, Ky reffered you.

If you need my phone number for a referance email me give me your name and email and I'll email you my phone number

Sprint and nextel have merged into one company. you could go to http://www.sprint.com/ http://www.nextel.com/ or http://www.nextelconnections.com/

the following is from the above links

Sprint Referral Rewards Program
Refer friends to Sprint and get up to $300.
All you have to do is get the word out to your friends, family, coworkers and anyone else you know who might need a new phone, or want to bring their number with them to Nextel or Sprint PCS service.
Whether you're referring or being referred, you'll be rewarded. Just follow these steps:
How to Refer
If You've Been Referred
How it Works
If you're a current Nextel or Sprint PCS subscriber, refer up to 12 friends to Nextel or Sprint PCS service via the referral tear-off card.
If your friend signs up for Nextel service, you'll receive a $25 Visa® debit card1 — redeemable anywhere Visa debit cards are accepted, including Nextel or Sprint PCS retail stores, and sprint.com. You'll receive a $25 service credit if they sign up for Sprint PCS service.
And your friend gets a $25 service credit just for being part of the program. See Terms & Conditions for details.
What You'll Need
To refer a friend online, you must be a Nextel subscriber and have a MyNextel registration profile, complete with a registered phone and email address. Please register now if you do not already have one set up. This capability is not yet available to Sprint PCS customers.

How to Refer
To refer someone to Nextel:1
To refer someone to Sprint PCS:2
1. Fill out a referral tear-off card with your name and either your Nextel® Walkie-Talkie number, or Nextel or Sprint PCS phone number.
1. Have your friend purchase and activate a new Sprint PCS phone.
2. Give it to friends, family or colleagues.
2. After activation, have them dial #REF on their Sprint PCS handset, and follow the voice prompts.
3. Have them purchase a Nextel phone and rate plan through the Nextel online store or by calling 1-888-639-0875. Make sure they reference either your Nextel® Walkie-Talkie number, or Nextel or Sprint PCS phone number.
3. Be sure they have either your Nextel® Walkie-Talkie number, or Nextel or Sprint PCS phone number, on hand.
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If You've Been Referred
If referred to Nextel:1
If referred to Sprint PCS:2
1. Find the Nextel Walkie-Talkie number, or Nextel or Sprint PCS wireless number (Referral Code), of the person that referred you. It will be included in either your referral email from Sprint or the tear-off card from your friend.
1. Dial #REF on your new Sprint PCS handset and follow the voice prompts.
2. If you're purchasing your phone and rate plan through the Nextel online store, you must enter your Referral Code in the "Promotional Code" input box prior to checkout. After paying your first bill, in full and on time, you'll receive your $25 service credit.
2. Be sure you have the Nextel Walkie-Talkie number, or Nextel or Sprint PCS wireless number, of the person who referred you. Once you both have maintained active service for 30 days, you'll receive your $25 service credit.
3. You can also call 1-888-639-0875 or visit any Nextel or Sprint PCS retail store. Just keep your confirmation email or tear-off card handy.
1If new subscriber purchases Nextel service: To receive your "referral credit", your friend must set up a new account, upon the purchase of a Nextel phone and rate plan. Referring customer receives $25 Visa® debit card and referred customer receives $25 service credit 60-90 days after referred customer pays first bill in full and on time.
2If new subscriber purchases Sprint PCS service: Completed referrals must be received by Sprint within 60 days of referred person's activation to receive credit. Both the referring and referred subscribers will receive a $25 service credit after their accounts have been active for 30 days. Please allow 6-8 weeks for processing.
if(nxVars.isLoggedIn==false)

User Is not logged in, check if regular login is required then display the relevent module
document.write(' Ready to access Nextel.com! Sprint Referral Rewards Program Nextel Subscribers: Enter your MyNextel user name and password to access the Refer a Friend form. Member Name: Password: Forgot Member Name? Forgot Password? '); else

User Is logged in, check if regular login is required for this service or not then display the relevent module
document.write(' Sprint Referral Rewards Program You are currently logged in. Access the Refer a Friend form now. Access now » ');

Sprint Referral Rewards Program
You are currently logged in. Access the Refer a Friend form now.Access now »


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NO GAMES,

Joshua

JOSHUA TIME 191

Long distance calling ! phone Close to Heaven.

Church Phone - $10,000 Phone CallA man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around thecountry. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east fromthere. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and makingnotes.

He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall, and was intrigued witha sign which read, "$10,000 per minute."Seeking out the pastor, he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastoranswered that the golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven, and if hepays the price, he can talk directly to God.

The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way.

As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Salt Lake City, Denver,Chicago, Milwaukee, Columbus, and Cincinnati. He found more such phones, with thesame sign, and the same explanation from each pastor.
Finally, the man arrived in the lovely state of Kentucky. Upon entering a
church, near
Monticello, there he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS
time, the sign read:
"Calls: 25 cents"!

Finally, the man arrived in the lovely state of Kentucky. Upon entering achurch, near Monticello, there he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIStime, the sign read:"Calls: 25 cents"!


Fascinated now by this, the man asked to speak with the Pastor. "Reverend, I have beenin cities all across the country and in each church I have found this goldentelephone, and have been told it is a direct lineto Heaven, and that I could use it to talk to God. But in 20 other churches,the cost was $10,000 per minute. Your sign says 25 cents per call. Why isthat?"

(This is the part that Garland Rudd will love, Kentucky is his favorite !)The pastor, smiling benignly, replied:Son, you're in Kentucky now, and it's a local call."


FUNNY

JOSHUA

JOSHUA TIME 190

FINALLY,

I finally got my MRI at the cumberland orthepedic sports medicine mri center in London, Kentucky after being late every trip they had wanted to reschedule me again for Monday but I said I wanted it now and now was Friday. I'm writting to tell every one not to go to that mri center.
They was rude, mean, and would not tell me anything; they would not even let dad see it, go back, or let me have a copy of them.

I DON'T WANT DAD TO CALL THE DOCTOR MONDAY THE REPORT GOES TO DOCTOR PAGE AND I WANT TO GO UP THERE AND SEE MY MRI AND GET THE REPORT

I JUMPED SEVERAL TIMES BECAUSE I WOULD ALMOST BE AT RESTING AND
SHE WOULD NOT TELL ME WHEN SHE WOULD BE STARTING OR ANYTHING

THAT GIRL HAD COUNTRY MUSIC ON AND SHE TOLD ME TO STOP TALKING SO I WAS
IN PAIN ON MY BACK UNABLE TO SAY OR DO ANYTHING SHE BASICALLY TOLD ME TO SHUT UP

IF THEY WANT ME TO DO ANOTHER MRI I’LL SAY OK BUT NOT THERE.

This was just my assestment.

NO GAMES,

JOSHUA

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