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I LIKE HILLary clinton

Hillary Quotes**Scary! (Rated R! Parents beware!!)
Body: Forgive me for posting something with such fawl language, but we sure do not want a lady (not) for President who uses such filthy language.


From: Patti
Date: Jun 2, 2007 3:46 PM


Cheers to the Truth!

"Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up
every f**king morning at f**king sunrise."
(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary
to the staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day, 1991)

******

"You sold out, you mother f**ker! You sold out!" From the book "Inside"
by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - Hillary yelling at Democrat lawyer.

******

"It's been said, and I think it's accurate, that my husband was obsessed
by terrorism in general and al-qaida in particular."
(Hillary telling a post-9/11 world what a 'great' commander in chief her
husband was; Dateline, NBC 4/16/2004.)

******

"I have to admit that a good deal of what my husband and I have learned
[about Islam] has come from our daughter."
TruthInMedia.org 8/8/1999 - Hillary at a White House function, proudly
tells some Muslim groups she is gaining a greater appreciation of Islam
because Chelsea was then taking a class on the "religion of peace")

****** "F**k off! It's enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every
day, I'm not going to talk to you too!! Just do your G*damn job and keep
your mouth shut."

******

(From the book "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 90 - Hillary to
her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good
morning."

******

"You f**king idiot."
(From the book "Crossfire" p. 84 - Hillary to a State Trooper who was
driving her to an event.)

******

"If you want to remain on this detail, get your f**king ass over here and
grab those bags!"
(From the book "The First Partner" p. 259 - Hillary to a Secret Service

******

Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his
hands free in case of an incident.)

******

"Get f**ked! Get the f**k out of my way!!! Get out of my face!!!"
(From the book "Hillary's Scheme" p. 89 - Hillary's various comments to her
Secret Service detail agents.)

******

"Stay the f**k back, stay the f**k away from me! Don't come within ten
yards of me, or else! Just f**king do as I say, Okay!!!?"
(From the book "Unlimited Access", by Clinton FBI Agent in Charge, Gary
Aldrige, p. 139 - Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail.)

******

"Many of you are well enough off that [President Bush's] tax cuts may have
helped you. We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're
probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to
have
to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
(Hillary grandstanding at a fund raising speech in San Francisco; SFGate.com
6/28/2004.)

******

"Why do I have to keep proving to people that I am not a liar?!"
(From the book "The Survivor," by John Harris, p. 382 - Hillary in her
2000 Senate campaign)

******

"Where's the miserable c*ck sucker?"
(From the book "The Truth About Hillary" by Edward Klein, p. 5 - Hillary
shouting at a Secret Service officer)

******

"Put this on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those
sunglasses. We need to go back!"
(From the book "Dereliction of Duty" p. 71-72 - Hillary to Marine One
helicopter pilot to turn back while en route to Air Force One.)

******

"A right-wing network was after his presidency...including perverting the
Constitution."
(To Barbara Walters about the Republicans who impeached her husband; 20/20,
ABC 6/8/2003.)

******

"Son of a bitch."
(From the book "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 259 - Hillary's
opinion of President George W. Bush when she found out he secretly visited
Iraq just days before her highly publicized trip to Iraq)

******

"What are you doing inviting these people into my home? These people are our
enemies! They are trying to destroy us!"
(From the book "The Survivor" by John Harris, p. 99 - Hillary screaming to
an aide, when she found out that some Republicans had been invited to the
Clinton White House)

******

"I mean, you've got a conservative and right-wing press presence with really
nothing on the other end of the political spectrum."
(C-Span, 1/19/1997 - Hillary complains about the mainstream media, which
are all conservatives in her opinion)

******

You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start thinking of her as a human
being -Hillary Clinton
(From the book "The Case Against Hillary Clinton" by Peggy Noonan, p. 55)

******

"You show people what you're willing to fight for when you fight your
friends."
(From the book "The Agenda" by Bob Woodward, ch. 14)

******

"We are at a stage in history in which remolding society is one of the great
challenges facing all of us in the West."
(From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 119 -
During her 1993 commencement address at the University of Texas)

******

"The only way to make a difference is to acquire power"
(From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 68 -
Hillary to a friend before starting law school.)

******

We just can't trust the American people to make those types of choices....
Government has to make those choices for people"
(From the book "I've Always Been A Yankee Fan" by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 20 -
Hillary to Rep. Dennis Hastert in 1993 discussing her expensive, disastrous
taxpayer-funded health care plan)



This ill-tempered, violent, foul mouthed, hateful and abusive woman wants to
be your president and have total control as commander-in-chief of a
military that her party so openly and proudly admit they detest.

No thanks.


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JOSHUA TIME 817

I feel so much better! Next week, even more so




HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file folder in your computer.

2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Click "Empty the trash."

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary Rodham Clinton?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better.

PS: Next week you can do Nancy Pelosi

You deserve to feel GOOD!

JOSHUA TIME 816

Baseball, Bill and Mrs. Bill



Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service agents directly behind them.

One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head. The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was at the unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner on down to the bat boy. "

Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it!

Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's what the people want."

With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "I'll kill you! You @#$! &&&&&&&&*%$%**!!!.."

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.

Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing his agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Mr. President, Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the first "Pitch".

JOSHUA TIME 815

from mysopace bulletin...

What is your stand on...

The Prison System?
The truth of the matter is that life IN prison, for most, is better than life OUT of prison. Instead of some prison's setting their prisoners up as if they were at the Hilton with awesome food, special treatment, etc...I believe it should be like the 'old days'...actual punishment for the crimes committed. Sentences need to be completed instead of being released on 'good behavior'...anyone can behave for a few months in order to get something they truly want...some criminals thrive on manipulation and that's exactly what 'getting out on good behavior' is...most of the time. It's a crock. Those who SHOULD be in jail for the rest of their lives (murderers, rapists,etc) are walkin' the street because they promised to behave when there is some punk kid, on a first offense, who got caught with a joint sitting in a cell for 5+ years.

War in general?
I support the troops 100% I do NOT support the war we are fighting in Iraq. If anything we needed to remain in Afghanistan and deal with that issue. I don't support a war in which we are fighting for the President's oil fields. The troops needed to be at home with their familes a looong time ago, taking care of things stateside. It's not our responsibility to make life better for those who hate us. They are good enough at bombing themselves and blowing themselves up, yet we are still doing it for them, costing our country a ton of money. Money we could definately use to make OUR country better. We could be feeding our hungry, clothing our homeless, fixing our own problems.

Sex before marriage?
It's an individual choice that one needs to think through before acting on it. It comes with alot of conseqence and responsibilty that one needs to be mature enough to handle.

Gay Marriage?
Government should have absolutely no say in this what so ever. They want separation of church and state...then leave religious unions alone. Love has no real definition and you cannot help who you love. I'm 100% for Gay Marriage because everyone deserves the right to their own happiness.

Prayer in school?
If someone wants to pray during school, nothing should be said. While the separation of church and state kinda makes this a sticky situation...it's an individual's right to be able to pray when they want to. I don't believe that someone should come over the intercom and pray for this and that...because beliefs vary, however, the individual or groups of individuals should be allowed to pray whenever and whereever they want.

No work on Sundays?
I'm for it. It's supposed to be the Sabbath but most employers tend to forget that some people still observe it as such...and no respect is shown for those that do.

Inter-racial marrage?
Love is love....no color, sex, religion can change who you love.

Nude Beaches?
Well, I wouldn't personally appear on one for obvious reasons...but to each their own.

President Bush?
I don't like him. He's not cut out for the position to which he was elected. His education was bought not earned and therefore he is not qualified for the job. He has made alot of decisions with the help of people who also do not know how to run a country and I believe that he is the absolute worst president we could have had. However, I do feel sorry for him because not only has he made a fool out of himself, he's given the office a bad rap as well.

The Iraq War?
Anti-War...Pro Troops! Till they all come home!

Baptism?
When done for the right reasons, all for it.

Baptism at an early age?
I believe that you need to understand the commitment you are making to God, your family, the church and yourself when you are baptized. Younger children do not fully understand the commitment involved with this and while I understand that parents want their children baptized into faith as soon as possible, some consideration needs to be taken. Baptizing babies is one thing but getting baptized at the age of 6-7...I'm not all for. Maybe around 10, when they've been in church classes long enough and have had some experience concerning their faith and are old enough to ask the important questions...maybe then is the right time.

Legalize pot?
I'm not so much for legalization but I think it should be decriminalized. It would take down the numbers of arrests needing to be made for getting busted with a small amount of pot for personal use. It would then allow the police to focus on larger issues instead of some kid wanting to get high.

Raise the Legal Drinking age?
When I was 18, I thought the legal age should be 18 simply because I could smoke, buy lotto tickets, and go to the 'adult rooms' of video stores. I could join the military and go to war, possibly dying for my country. Yet...I couldn't buy myself a beer. I do believe that's a little messed up. Now that I'm 23, past the legal drinking age...I understand why it's 21. 18 year olds are not responsible enough to do a whole lot of things,especially drink...I remember being 18 and I was no where NEAR responsible with my drinking...I was 'invincible' after all. Most kids go through a wild streak at 18 and adding legal liquor to the mix would only make things worse. Even at 21, most people aren't responsible enough to be drinking. If we looked at raising it based on maturity levels that correlate with age...we would never find a 'correct age' and alcohol would be prohibited once again...So I would just leave it be...

The Death Penalty?
Depending on the crime, I'm all for it. Murderers should be murdered. Rapists should be castrated with no numbing agent. I have a whole plan for these people...so rue the day when I get to make the rules :-)

Abortion?
I'm against it for myself. I couldn't ever do that because I want a baby of my own so bad and I know there are millions of people out there wanting kids if I knew I couldn't take care of a child. There are a few exceptions where I could understand a woman's reasoning for wanting an abortion but I would hope that she educate herself on the other options before doing so and not just use it as a form of birth control...It's a woman's right to choose.

Raise Taxes?
Definately not. We're already paying more than enough.

Immigration?
Legally, I'm for it. Illegally...send'em back.

Freedom of Religion?
Absolutely

Gun Control?
If a person is educated on the use of their weapon and is willing to sign a registery stating what weapons they have and their locations...I do not see a problem with it. I want a gun myself, for protection purposes.

Welfare checks?
When used correctly, I think it is a nice idea. Those people who use it as a crutch...so they can 'live off their check' and not work...I believe should have it ripped away from them. There are too many people who CAN work but won't and still get their checks....and there are so many out there who are barely making it, working what they can, juggling kids, etc and are barely over the threshold to be able to get a check. People who need it temporarily should be able to get Welfare. It should not be a long-term thing. If you are able to work, then to continue getting your check...you should be working until you are stable and then the welfare should be cut off. I'm sorry but I don't like the fact that I have to bust my ass to make it when others can sit on the couch and watch tv, poppin' out a few babies every couple of years and make more money than I do.

Food stamps?
Same as welfare.

Require college?
Some people aren't cut out for it...so no. However I do think tuition is ridiculous and those who want to attend but can't afford it...There should be better financial aid and lower tuition so that more people who want to go to college can go and not put themselves in horrible debt doing so.

The draft?
Against it. It should be a person's choice to enlist. However, in war-times...I think the president's kids should be 'drafted'. Mostly I think Bush's girls need to be shipped over and put on front lines so that he can see what he's doing to his people.

Incest?
Horrible...

Should I tunes be Free?
I think some artists need to benefit from their music being sold, however I think sharing music should be free. How am I going to know if I like a new artist if I don't hear them first...I'm not going to go out and buy an entire album just to 'check them out'.

Animal Rights?
Animals in this country have more rights that people in alot of cases. If you kill a person...you MAY serve 10 years. You kill an animal you are looking at 25+. It's skewed. Animals should have full rights...they are living creatures and we should take care of them.

Censorship?
Wrong! Freedom of Speech!

Flag burning?
We have the freedom of demonstation/protest. Some may see this as wrong (I do) but others feel as if it's making a statement. I don't believe in it and would never do it....but to each their own.

Help the Homeless?
This is one of my 'issues'. I absolutely cannot stand to see a homeless person, especially one sleeping on the ground or digging through trash for food. I'm always stopping and giving them food or whatever I can find in my car. I see a few of my former patients out there and to me, they are like my children and I cannot drive by and feel good about myself. I have often stopped to talk and walk with them...I've made McDonald's runs...I have a few 'children' that I've claimed in downtown Lexington. They know my car and they know me...I love them and would take them home in a heartbeat but I know I can't. Helping the homeless shouldn't be some 'charity task'...it is our responsiblity to take care of those in our presence who have less than we do.

Medical Pot?
Absolutely...no one deserves to be in that kind of pain when smokin' a lil pot here and there will make the remainder of their lives easier.

Outlaw Tobacco?
If weed is outlawed...tobacco should be too. Nicotine is actually really addictive, more so than anyone ever thought. Weed, however, is only psychologically addictive, not physically...and does less harm to a person than tobacco.

Continue Nuclear Weapons Development?
No...enough said.

End all Nuclear Weapons Development?
Yes...enough said.

Cell Phones?
People need to learn how to be responsible with them and not use them at inappropriate times. Children should not have them...period. That is the most annoying thing I've ever seen. The only phones a child should have is that special one they've come out with now for kids that only allows them to dial certain numbers and only certain numbers can dial into them. It's a good safety measure for kids. Teenagers should get them when they start going out or driving...for safety reasons.

Hilary Clinton?
She is a wonderful lady, but I like her hubby better!

Killing?
Horrible.

Stealing?
Wrong...unless you are stealing food to feed your family when you have no other way to get it--then I could turn my head or at least offer to buy it for you.

Lying?
That's a big no!

Genetic engineering?
In a way I can be 'for it'...but I think that nature should just be allowed to take it's course.

Artificial Insimination?
I'm all for it! :-)

Cloning?
It's a little odd but it'd be cool.

Christianity?
Definately 100% for it!


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JOSHUA TIME 814

One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't anymore. No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, say
"I love you."

So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage ... and old cars .. and children with bad report cards, and dogs with bad hips, and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them
because they are worth it, because we are worth it.

Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what.

Life is important, like people we know who are special. And so, we keep them close!

I received this from someone who thought I was a 'keeper'! Then I sent it to the people I think of in the same way. Now it's your turn to send this to all those people who are "keepers" in your life, including the person who sent it if you feel that way. Suppose one morning you never wake up, do all your friends know you love them?

I was thinking...I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I
wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling or three words needing to be said.

Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do.
And just in case GOD calls me home ....
I LOVE YA!!!
Live today to the fullest because tomorrow is not promised.


One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't anymore. No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, say
"I love you."

So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage ... and old cars .. and children with bad report cards, and dogs with bad hips, and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them
because they are worth it, because we are worth it.

Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what.

Life is important, like people we know who are special. And so, we keep them close!

I received this from someone who thought I was a 'keeper'! Then I sent it to the people I think of in the same way. Now it's your turn to send this to all those people who are "keepers" in your life, including the person who sent it if you feel that way. Suppose one morning you never wake up, do all your friends know you love them?

I was thinking...I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I
wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling or three words needing to be said.

Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do.
And just in case GOD calls me home ....
I LOVE YA!!!
Live today to the fullest because tomorrow is not promised.

JOSHUA TIME 813

FROM MYSPACE BULLETIN

Don't read if you're under 21. This may make you sick."
Why do we sleep in church but...when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up? Why is it so hard to talk about God but so easy to talk about sex? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine....but find it easy to read Playboy?.... Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message...yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller...but bars and clubs are growing??.... Think about it...are you going to repost this or ignore it because you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you.

Repost this as "Don't read if you're under 11. This may make you sick."


80 % of u wont repost this.

The Lord said, "Deny me now, and i will deny you in front of my father."