Saturday, June 16, 2007

JOSHUA TIME 838

Terrible Two's... If you opened it, you have to do it!
Don't forget to send to back to me, too.

1. Two names you go by?
Mom and honey
2. Two things you are wearing right now?
Glasses, Watch
3. Two things you want in a relationship?
1. True love, some one to share things with, Depend on!!!
4. Two of your favorite things to do?
Going to church {its my life,} Like to eating out,
1. 5. Two things you want very badly at the moment?
A Highlander, to change who I work with at school.
1. 6. Two pets you have or had?
1. Dog 2. Used to have horses when we lived on the farm.
7. Two people who will fill this out first?
1. I don't know
8. Two things you did last night?
1. Put a bed up in Eric`s room, cleaned in the kitchen,
9. Two people that live in your house?
1. Mike and Eric and Matt {some time}
10. Two people you talked to last?
1. Jama and Josh
11. Two things you are doing tomorrow?
1. Swim in our pool, {jama is coming down}maybe watch a new DVD
12. Two longest car rides?
1. Myrtle Beach 2. Florida
13. Name of two of your favorite holidays?
1. Christmas 2. Thanksgiving...Family being togather....
14. Two favorite beverages?
1. Coffee {have to have in the mornings}Bottle water!!!

See how many send this back now
LORETTA ROBINSON

joshua time 837

Good!!
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Just to enlighten your day a little.
>> > > >> > UNITED STATES MAP - Short But Good!
>> > > >>
>> > > >> A father wanted to read a magazine, but was being
>> > > >> bothered
>> > > >> by his little girl, Shelby. She wanted to know
>> > > >> what the United
>> > > >> States looked like.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine on
>> > > >> which was
>> > > >> printed a map of the country. Tearing it into
>> > > >> small pieces, he
>> > > >> gave it to Shelby and said, "Go into the other room
>> > > >> and see if
>> > > >> you can put this together. This will show you our
>> > > >> whole country today."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> After a few minutes, Shelby returned and handed him
>> > > >> the map,
>> > > >> correctly fitted and taped together. The father
>> > > >> was surprised
>> > > >> and asked how she had finished so quickly.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Oh ," she said, "on the other side of the paper is
>> > > >> a picture of Jesus.
>> > > >> When I got all of Jesus back where He belonged,
>> > > >> then our country just
>> > > >> came together."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> This one is worthy forwarding.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> OVER AND OVER AGAIN...... AMEN!!!!!
>> > > >>
>> > > >>
>> > > >>
>> > > >>
>> > > >>
>> > > >>
>> > > >>
>> > > >> ------------------------------------------------------------
>> > > >> The information transmitted is intended only for the person or
>> > > >> entity
>> > > >> to which it is addressed and may contain proprietary,
>> > > >> business-confidential and/or privileged material.
>> > > >> If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are
>> > > >> hereby
>> > > >> notified that any use, review, retransmission, dissemination,
>> > > >> distribution, reproduction or any action taken in reliance upon
>> > > >> this
>> > > >> message is prohibited. If you received this in error, please
>> > > >> contact
>> > > > the
>> > > >> sender and delete the material from any computer.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Any views expressed in this message are those of the individual
>> > > >> sender
>> > > >
>> > > >> and may not necessarily reflect the views of the company.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

JOSHUA TIME 836

Day 23

God cast you in his play,
wrote you into his story.
He has a definite direction for your life. Fulfill it and enjoy fulfillment.
Play the part God prepared for you
and get ready for some great days.

JOSHUA TIME 835

RAMBLINGS OF A RETIRED MIND.

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one, so I'm wearing my garage door opener. Now everyone thinks that I'm cool, too.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and call it, "Pumping Rust".

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease... that's when your chest is falling into your drawers!

You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these people? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mail carriers could look for them while they delivered the mail?

Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

How come we never hear any "father-in-law" jokes?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals.

JOSHUA TIME 834

Dear All,

When he gets to your PC, please forward and escort him to the next point of stop. Change the
subject line and let your friends know where he is leaving from.

Please don't allow him to sleep on your PC. The message he is carrying is very important and
needs to go round.

May God bless you as you do this - AMEN




Jesus is walking the World. Please pass him on so that he can reach his destination. Say a prayer then
pass him on to bless others. This is really interesting how someone did this. Our assignment is to love
and spread the gospel throughout the world.

Have a blessed day and touch somebody's life today! I just did.

He's walking around the world - via e-mail!! Pass it on so he can get there.







In the Subject Line, change it to the city and state he just left.

JOSHUA TIME 833

For you!
>
>
> "The Will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not
> protect you."
>
>
> Something good will happen to you today. Something that you have been
> waiting to hear. This is not a joke; someone will call you by phone or
> will speak to you about something that you were waiting to hear.
>
>
>
>
> DO NOT BREAK! SEND it to at least 7 PEOPLE... JUST DO IT!

JOSHUA TIME 832

if you have children/grandchildren






--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



MYSPACE: A Must Read for All

EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE CHILDREN READ IT TOO!

After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get on-line. She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message:

ByAngel213:
Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following me home today. It was really weird!

GoTo123:
LOL You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you?
Don't you live in a safe neighborhood?

ByAngel213:
Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination cuz' I didn't see anybody when I looked out.

GoTo123:
Unless you gave your name out on-line. You haven't done that have you?

ByAngel213:
Of course not. I'm not stupid you know.

GoTo123:
Did you have a softball game after school today?

ByAngel213:
Yes and we won!!

GoTo123:
That's great! Who did you play?

ByAngel213:
We played the Hornets. LOL. Their uniforms are so gross! They look like bees. LOL

GoTo123:
What is your team called?

ByAngel213:
We are the Canton Cats. We have tiger paws on our uniforms. They are really cool.

GoTo1 23:
Did you pitch?

ByAngel213:
No I play second base. I got to go. My homework has to be done before my parents get home. I don't want them mad at me. Bye!

GoTo123:
Catch you later. Bye

Meanwhile.......GoTo123 went to the member menu and began to search for her profile. When it came up, he highlighted it and printed it out. He took out a pen and began to write down what he knew about Angel so far.

Her name: Shannon
Birthday: Jan. 3, 1985
Age: 13
State where she lived: North Carolina

Hobbies: softball, chorus, skating and going to the mall. Besides this information, he knew she lived in Canton because she had just told him. He knew she stayed by herself until 6:30 p.m. every afternoon until her parents came home from work. He knew she played softball on Thursday afternoons on the school team, and the team was named the Canton Cats. Her favorite number 7 was printed on her jersey. He knew she was in the eighth grade at the Canton Junior High School . She had told him all this in the conversations they had on- line. He had enough information to find her now.

Shannon didn't tell her parents about the incident on the way home from the ballpark that day. She didn't want them to make a scene and stop her from walking home from the softball games. Parents were always overreacti ng and hers were the worst. It made her wish she was not an only child. Maybe if she had brothers and sisters, her parents wouldn't be so overprotective.

By Thursday, Shannon had forgotten about the footsteps following her.

Her game was in full swing when suddenly she felt someone staring at her. It was then that the memory came back. She glanced up from her second base position to see a man watching her closely.

He was leaning against the fence behind first base and he smiled when she looked at him. He didn't look scary and she quickly dismissed the sudden fear she had felt.

After the game, he sat on a bleacher while she talked to the coach. She noticed his smile once again as she walked past him. He nodded and she smiled back. He noticed her name on the back of her shirt. He knew he had found her.

Quietly, he walked a safe distance behind her. It was only a few blocks to Shannon 's home, and once he saw where she lived he quickly returned to the park to get his car.

Now he had to wait. He decided to get a bite to eat until the time came to go to Shannon 's house. He drove to a fast food restaurant and sat there until time to make his move.

Shannon was in her room later that evening when she heard voices in the living room.

"Shannon, come here," her father called. He sounded upset and she couldn't imagine why. She went into the room to see the man from the ballpark sitting on the sofa.

"Sit down," her father began, "this man has just told us a most interesting story about you."

Shannon sat back. How could he tell her parents anything? She had never seen him before today!

"Do you know who I am, Shannon ?" the man asked.

"No," Shannon answered.

"I am a police officer and your online friend, GoTo123."

Shannon was stunned. "That's impossible! GoTo is a kid my age! He's 14. And he lives in Michigan !"

The man smiled. "I know I told you all that, but it wasn't true. You see, Shannon , there are people on-line who pretend to be kids; I was one of them. But while others do it to injure kids and hurt them, I belong to a group of parents who do it to protect kids from predators. I came here to find you to teach you how dangerous it is to talk to people on-line. You told me enough about yourself to make it easy for me to find you. You named the school you went to, the name of your ball team and the position you played. The number and name on your jersey just made finding you a breeze."

Shannon was stunned. "You mean you don't live in Michigan ?"

He laughed. "No, I live in Raleigh . It made you feel safe to think I was so far away, didn't it?"

She nodded.

"I had a friend whose daughter was like you. Only she wasn't as lucky. The guy found her and murdered her while she was home alone. Kids are taught not to tell anyone when they are alone, yet they do it all the time on-line. The wrong people trick you into giving out information a little here and there on-line. Before you know it, you have told them enough for them to find you without even realizing you have done it. I hope you've learned a lesson from this and won't do it again. Tell others about this so they will be safe too?"

"It's a promise!"

That night Shannon and her Dad and Mom all knelt down together and thanked God for protecting Shannon from what could have been a tragic situation.

*****NOW****

EVEN FORWARD THIS TO PEOPLE WITHOUT KIDS SO THEY CAN SEND IT TO FRIENDS THAT DO HAVE CHILDREN OR GRANDCHILDREN

JOSHUA TIME 831

I am one of the 7%









Actually I sincerely believe that more than 7% will forward this.




A voyaging ship was wrecked during a storm at sea and only two of the men on it were able to swim to a small, desert like island. The two survivors, not knowing what else to do, agree that they had no other recourse but to pray to God. However, to find out whose prayer was more powerful, they agreed to divide the territory between them and stay on opposite sides of the island.




The first thing the first man prayed for was food. The next morning, the first man saw a fruit-bearing tree on his side of the land, and he was able to eat its fruit. The other man's parcel of land remained barren.
After a week, the first man was lonely and he decided to pray for a wife. The next day, another ship was wrecked, and the only survivor was a woman who swam to his side of the land. On the other side of the island, there was nothing.


Soon the first man prayed for a house, clothes, more food. The next day, like magic, all of these were given to him. However, the second man still had nothing.

Finally, the first man prayed for a ship, so that his wife and he could leave the island. In the morning, he found a ship docked at his side of the island. The first man boarded the ship with his wife and decided to leave the second man on the island. He considered the other man unworthy to receive God's blessings, since none of his prayers had been answered.


As the ship was about to leave, the first man heard a voice from Heaven booming,
"Why are you leaving your companion on the island?"

"My blessings are mine alone, since I was the one who prayed for them," the first man answered.
"His prayers were all unanswered, and so he does not deserve anything."


"You are mistaken!" the voice rebuked him. "He had only one prayer, which I answered. If not for that, you would not have received any of my blessings."

"Tell me," the first man asked the voice, "what did he pray for that I should owe him anything?"

"He prayed that all your prayers be answered."

For all we know, our blessings are not the fruits of our prayers alone, but those of another praying for us.


When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you!

If you are one of the 7% who will stand up for him forward this with the title "I am one of the 7%".

93% of people won't forward this.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

JOSHUA TIME 830

WHO IS RINGING THE BELL?

I KNOW WHO I AM
I am God's child (John 1:12)
I am Christ's friend (John 15:15)
I am united with the Lord (1 Cor. 6:17)
I am bought with a price (1 Cor. 6:19-20)
I am a saint (set apart for God). (Eph. 1:1)
I am a personal witness of Christ (Acts 1:8)
I am the salt & light of the earth (Matt. 5:13-14)
I am a member of the body of Christ (1 Cor 12:27)
I am free forever from condemnation (Rom. 8: 1-2)
I am a citizen of Heaven. I am significant (Phil.3:20)
I am free from any charge against me (Rom. 8:31-34)
I am a minister of reconciliation for God (2 Cor.5:17-21)
I have access to God through the Holy Spirit (Eph 2:18)
I am seated with Christ in the heavenly realms (Eph. 2:6)
I cannot be separated from the love of God (Rom.8:35-39)
I am established, anointed, sealed by God (2 Cor.1:21-22)
I am assured all things work together for good (Rom. 8: 28)
I have been chosen and appointed to bear fruit (John 15:16)
I may approach God with freedom and confidence (Eph. 3: 12)
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me (Phil. 4:13)
I am the branch of the true vine, a channel of His life (John 15: 1-5)
I am God's temple (1 Cor. 3: 16). I am complete in Christ (Col. 2: 10)
I am hidden with Christ in God (Col. 3:3). I have been justified (Romans 5:1)
I am God's co-worker (1 Cor. 3:9; 2 Cor 6:1). I am God's workmanship (Eph. 2:10)
I am confident that the good works God has begun in me will be perfected (Phil. 1: 5)
I have been redeemed and forgiven (Col. 1:14). I have been adopted as Gods child (Eph 1:5)
I belong to God
Do you know
who you are!?

Keep this bell ringing...

Feed the faith.
Starve the devil.

JOSHUA TIME 829

GOD loves you very much, yes even you!! GOD is always right there for you, all you have to do is call out to Him.

GOD will help you in your times of trouble!!


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