Saturday, February 17, 2007

JOSHUA TIME 752

Russian Tunnel


This tunnel in Russia is the longest in-city tunnel of Europe. There is a river running over it and water leaks at some points.

When the temperature reaches -38 degrees like it did this winter, the road freezes and the result is the attached video taken during a single day with the tunnel camera.







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JOSHUA TIME 751

Traffic is stopped outside of Washington.

Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his
window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.

"We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"


"About a gallon."

Friday, February 16, 2007

JOSHUA TIME 750

God if you'r real....

> >A United States Marine was attending some college courses
> >between assignments.
> >He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
> >One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a
> >member of the ACLU.
> >
> >One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He
> >looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I
> >want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
> >minutes."
> >
> >The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
> >minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God.
> >I'm still waiting."
> >
> >It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
> >out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
> >knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
> >
> >The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The
> >other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in
> >silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
> >looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you?
> >Why did you do that?"
>
>The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy
> >today protecting
> >America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say
> >stupid s**t and act like an a**hole. So, He sent me."
> >

> >THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING
> >
>

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