Thursday, April 12, 2007

JOSHUA TIME 804

I WANT TO FIRST SAY I THANK YOU ALL FOR HAVING ME BACK I BELIEVE GOD IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING TONIGHT
MUSICIANS STAY UP HERE WITH ME PLEASE

SLAY THE GIANT

1 SAMUEL 17:41-51 key verses 46,51
EPHESIANS 6: THE SWORD OF THE SPIRIT WHICH IS THE WORD OF GOD
Most of us have heard of David and Goliath. Goliath was anywhere 8 ft to 13ft tall and David was about 5ft to 6ft tall.
David knew his past victories of shepherding sheep. He knew that no matter what the weapon was HE WON… I WIN LOOK AT YOUR NEIGHBOR AND SAY I WIN.
How many as heard of hulk Hogan slamming Andre the Giant, Andre was nearly 7ft 5in and over 500pounds.
David knew what challenges was and how to over come those challenges.
He knew like Ester he had been brought up for such a time as this Ester 4:17
How many knows if we do not slay the giant it will rise back up.?
Look at your neighbor and say now its time to slay some giants.

JESUS DIED AND RROSE AGAIN FOR YOU THAT YOU MAY BE SAVED AND THAT YOUR GIANTS WILL BE SLAIN
We all have giants THAT NEED SLAIN
I. Giants in the land
A. the children of Israel could not and would not go into the promise land because of Giants. God had promised things but they could not enter the land because of complaining and saying we can not do it. Only Joshua and Kaleb said we can do it. Phillipians 4:13 I CAN DO ALL THINGS because they did not take their promise and slay their giants they spent 40yrs in the wilderness. GIANTS CAN ALSO BE STRONGHOLDS
B. GIANTS ARE OBSTACLES PROBLEMS MOUNTAINS
MATTHEW 17:20,21 AND MARK 11:22-26 MARK 18:17-22 UNFORGIVENESS MATTHEW 7:1-6 JUDGMENT fear is a giant.

C. WORDS can be giants how you use your words, LIFE AND DEATH IS IN YOUR TOUNGE Proverbs 18:21 and Romans 4:17 call those things that are not as though they already are. Mark 11:23,24. YOU CONTROL YOUR OWN DESTINY WITH YOUR WORDS PROV 23:7 AS ONE THINKS IN THEIR HEARTS SO ARE THEY
GOD HOLDS HIS WORD ABOVE HIS NAME REMEMBER GOD CAN NNOT LIE AND NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST YOU WILL PROSPER
GIANTS ARE BORN AND STAY IN THE VALLEYS
II. THE VALLEY
A. Multitudes are in the valley of Decision Joel 3 I set before you a choice of life and death choose this day life. IT IS IN THE VALLEY THAT YOU LEARN HOW STRONG AND HOW WEAK YOU ARE
B. You can shout in your valley Psalms 150: let everything that has breath praise the Lord. 2Samuel when the ark of the covenant was brought back David did not wait he shouted and DON’T WAIT DON’T WAIT SHOUT NOW SHOUT RIGHT NOW IF YOU ARE SICK YOUR BODY AND THE DOCTORS SAID YOU WILL NEVER GET WELL DON’T WAIT DON’T WORRY BECAUSE JESUS HE NEVER FAILS DON’T WAIT TIL YOU SEE IT JUST KNOW ITS DONE SHOUT NOW
C. DAVID WENT DOWN TO THE VALLEY GET 5 SMOOTHE STONES. Ephesians 4:11 God is restoring the 5 fold office of the ministry prophet the apstole the evangelist the teacher and the pastor.. DAVID PUT THOSE STONES IN HIS POUCH
IT TAKES 2 MOUNTAINS TO MAKE A VALLEY
FROM THEIR DAVID RAN TO THE GIANT
CHURCH INSTEAD OF RUNNING FROM OUR PROBLEM LETS RUN TO IT MEET IT HEAD ON.
NOW ITS TIME TO FACE THE GIANT AND SLAY THE GIANT



WHAT IS YOUR GIANT? INTERNET? TELEVISION? DRUGS? HURTS? MUSIC? SICKNESS
THERE IS JUST AS MUCH IF NOT MORE SIN IN THE CHURCH AS THERE IS IN THE WORLD AND GOD IS SICK OF IT. GOD IS SICK OF US BEING WORLDLY THEN TRYING TO ACT CHURCHY your giant may be addiction, may be hurt heartache, may be disease. You can not be out watching hbo cinemax showtime and the movie channel and expect to slay giants. You can not be out partying and expect to slay giants. I LOVE TO WATCH TELEVISION BUT TELEVISION CAN NOT TAKE THE PLACE OF CHURCH YOU CAN NOT SIT HOME IF YOUR ABLE TO COME TO CHURCH AND SAY THIS IS THE SAME THING ITS NOT HEBREWS 10 SAYS FORSAKE NOR THE ASSEMBLING OF YOURSELVES TOGETHER. IF YOUR GIANT IS DEBT DO NOT EXPECT TO GET OUT OF DEBT UNLESS YOUR OBEYING THE WORD OF GOD AND BRINGING YOUR TITHES INTO THE STOREHOUSE. HERE IS A GIANT THAT NEEDS SLAIN MUSIC WE FIRST HAD THE BEETLES SINGING ‘SHE LOVES ME YEAH YEAH YEAH’ NOW WE HAVE MARYLIN MANSON NIN AND METALICA YOU CAN NOT LISTEN AT THE MUSIC WITH OUT THE WORDS GETTING IN YOUR HEAD THINGS HAVE CHANGED

IT IS TIME TO USE THE WORD OF GOD TO SLAY OUR GIANTS. THE WORD IS ONE WEAPON NO ONE CAN GO AGAINST
III. SLAY THE GIANT
A. THE BIGGER THE PROBLEM IS/THE BIGGER PEOPLE ARE THE HARDER THEY WILL FALL THAT IS WHY NEVER PUT ANY ONE ON A HIGH PEDASTOOL. I LOVE TO WATCH TELEVISION BUT TELEVISION CAN NOT TAKE THE PLACE OF CHURCH YOU CAN NOT SIT HOME IF YOUR ABLE TO COME TO CHURCH AND SAY THIS IS THE SAME THING ITS NOT HEBREWS 10 SAYS FORSAKE NOT THE ASSEMBLING OF YOURSELVES TOGETHER. ED
B.. HERE IS A GIANT THAT NEEDS SLAIN MUSIC WE FIRST HAD THE BEETLES SINGING ‘SHE LOVES ME YEAH YEAH YEAH’ NOW WE HAVE MARYLIN MANSON NIN AND METALICA YOU CAN NOT LISTEN AT THE MUSIC WITH OUT THE WORDS GETTING IN YOUR HEAD THINGS HAVE CHANGED

C. DAVID RAN TO THE PROBLEM HE SPOKE IT THE GIANT THIS DAY YOU WILL FALL 1SAMUEL 17:46 ROMANS 4:17 WE NEED TO RUN TO OUR GIANT AND SLAY THEM INSTEA OF LETTING OUR GIANTS KEEP US IN FEAR
SONG
FOR THE BATTLE IS NOT MINE IT’S THE LORDS SAID A LITTLE DAVID FOR ITS YOURS I’M IN YOUR FAVOR I KNOW NOT WHAT TO DO I’M GIVING IT ALL TO YOU I AM SO GLAD YOU LET ME SEE YOUR REALLY ALL I NEED THE BATTLE IS NOT MINE LORD ITS YOURS
Here are ways to slay your giant.
MY MOM HAD SOME XRAYS AND WAS AROUND 36 THE DOCTORS TOLD MOM AND DAD TO ABORT ERIC IF YOU HAVE HIM HE WILL BE BLIND OR DEAF OR RETARDED ERIC IS NOT BLIND RETARDED OR DEAF HE IS VERY NORMAL
My baby brother Eric that time he helped me preach here, he had fasted television for three days. PRAY AND FAST THIS SAME BROTHER HAD A GIANT OF FEAR BUT TODAY HE IS FREE
It is hard for me to do with out television food or anything, however
I love to eat but I have been on a 21 day fast and praying for healing and for revival to break out Monday the fast will be over. I have been on Daniel fast it is hard enough. So I am telling you church its revival time I have had people tell me if I ever preach a revival they will come. PRAY AND FAST AND READ THE BIBLE
Joshua look you don’t need to be talking to me about slaying the Giant especially when you still have problems. ok
Sue Woodruff, she has stepped out started the sisters of worship ministry she is preaching all over the state. Just like you will do Crystal. Just like Peter Got out of the boat and walked on Water Sue has STEPPED OU
JAN ALDRIDGE HAD A LONG TOUNGE She was left to die. But a nurse came to her said Psalms 118:17 baby you will not die but live and declare the works of the Lord. Mark 11:24 and Romans 4:17 YOU MUST SPEAK YOUR VICTORY SPEAK IT
PRAISE
PRAISE BREAKS EVERY STRONGHOLD PSALMS 139:14 I WILL PRAISE HIM FOR I AM FEARFULLY AND WONDERFULLY MADE PSALMS 150:6 LET EVERYTHING THAT HAS BREATH PRAISE THE LORD ACTS 16:22 AT MIDNIGH THE DARKEST TIME PAUL AND SILAS PRAYED AND SANG AND PRAISED GOD… AND EVERY ONES BANDS WAS LOOSED

JESUS DIED AND RROSE AGAIN FOR YOU THAT YOU MAY BE SAVED AND THAT YOUR GIANTS WILL BE SLAIN

THE FIRST MAJOR GIANT IS SIN FOR THE SINNER LOST LUKEWARM PERSON YOU NEED JESUS
I DON’T KNOW IF ANY ONE HERE IS LOST I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE A CHANCE IN LETTING SOME ONE GO OUT AND GO TO HELL

LETS ALL PRAY THE SINNERS PRAYER

NOW THE GIANTS ARE GETTING SLAYED
FAMILIES THIS FOR THOSE WHO HAVE FAMILIES WHO ARE LOST SALVATION BELONGS TO YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
THIS ONE IS FOR FAMILIES AND FRIENDS WHO ARE BOUND BY HOMOSEXUALITY PORNOGRAPHY DRUGS ALCOHOL SUICIDAL THOUGHTS BITTERNESS UNFORGIVENESS JUDGEMENTALNESS HATE STRIFE HARD OR COLD HEART ANY KIND OF BONDAGE SOME ONE HELP ME SLAY THE GIANT OF BONDGE SOME ONE HELP ME HELP ME PRAISE HIM
FIRST THIS IS FOR MY BROTHER MATTHEW WHO IS DEALING WITH BLINDNESS AND SEVERE DEPPRESSION THE GIANT OF DEPPRESSION AND BLINDNESS GETTING SLAIN TONIGHT SOME ONE HELP ME SLAY IT SOME ONE HELP ME PRAISE GOD
REUBEN YOU AND THE BROTHER WHO IS DEALING WITH VISION PROBLEMS LETS SLAY THE GIANT OF VISION PROBLEMS
BROTHER WITH LUNG CANCER COME UP HERE LETS SLAY THE GIANT IF YOU CAN NOT SLAY IT JUST PRAISE GOD AS YOU PRAISE GOD I BELIEVE THE CANCER WILL LEAVE YOU HAVE BEEN FAITHFUL YOU KNOW GOD IS A HEALER HE HAS HEALED YOU SO MANY TIMES BEFORE
IS THERE ANY ONE ELSE THAT FEELS LIKE THEY HAVE A GIANT THAT NEEDS SLAIN tell you what I feel as you march around this church the cancer will go march around and praise him. You will live and not die but declare the works of the Lord.
IF GOD LEADS >
MAKENZIE MAYS GOD HAS CALLED YOU TO WORK WITH KIDS AND TO DO EXPRESSIVE I KNOW YOU THINK YOU CAN NOT BUT GOD SAYS YOU CAN GOD SAYS DON’T BE AFRAID. FOR I HAVE OPENED DOORS YOU WILL LOOK AND SAY WHERE DID THAT COME FROM JUST KNOW IT WAS GOD ALMIGHTY THAT MADE IT HAPPENED
REUBEN GOD HAS TOOK YOU OUT OF SEVERAL PLACES TO PLACE YOU IN THIS VERY SPOT RIGHT HERE. GOD HAS PLACED A NEW DREAM IN YOU A NEW VISION IN YOU YOUR I HAVE SEEN YOUR HEART HEARD YOUR CRY BE NOT AFRAID THIS IS NOT YOUR BATTLE BUT IS MINE SAYS THE LORD YOU WILL SEE GIANTS FALL THEY WILL FALL IN TO YOUR HANDS THIS NIGHT WATCH FOR IT GET READY FOR IT

GOD HOLDS HIS WORD ABOVE HIS NAME REMEMBER GOD CAN NNOT LIE AND NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST YOU WILL PROSPER AND GOD CAN NOT AND WILL NOT LIE HIS WORD WILL NOT RETURN UNTO HIM VOID BUT WILL ACCOMPLISH THAT WHICH IT WAS SENT FORTH TO DO

IF GOD LEADS >
DEAFNESS IS BEING SLAIN hearing is coming to some one
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE IS BEING SLAIN high blood pressure is leaving some one
MIGRAINS ARE BEING SLAIN migrains are leaving people
FEAR IS BEING SLAIN FRST IS LEAVING SOME ONE RIGHT NOW
EYES PROBLEMS ARE BEING HEALED
EYES PROBLEMS CATERACTS BLINDNESS GLACOMA IS BEING SLAIN RIGHT NOW
BACKS ARE STRAIGHTENING UP
LUNGS ARE BEING HEALED
MINDS ARE BEING TOUCHED MIND PROBLEMS SLOWNESS IN THE BRAIN/MIND IS BEING SLAIN
GOD IS PUTTING HOLY GHOST FIRE IN SOME ONE RIGHT NOW JUST BE LOOSED…
IF YOUR BEING TOUCHED COME UP AND TESTIFY DON’T WAIT FOR TESTIMONY SERVICE AT THE END OF CHURCH

JOSHUA TIME 803

GOOGLE



Hi all,

I tried this with a few people I know and they ALL came up...so I am forwarding this to them and everyone else whether you have children or not! This makes it way to easy for people to find you...
Be SAFE!

Veronica
Subject: GOOGLE


Google has implemented a new feature which enables you to type a telephone number into the search bar and hit enter, and you will be given the person's name and address. If you then hit Map Quest, you will get a map to the person's house. Everyone should be aware of this! It's a nationwide reverse telephone book.

If a child gives out his/her phone number, someone can now look it up to find out where he/she lives. The safety issues are obvious and alarming.

Note that you can have your phone number removed or blocked. I tried my number and it came up along with the map and directions straight to our house. I did fill out the removal form for myself, and encourage all of you to do the same.

In order to test whether your phone number is mapped, go to G oogle at www.google.com, type your phone number in the search bar (e.g. 555-555-1212) and press enter. If you want to BLOCK Google from divulging your private information, simply click on your telephone number and then click on the Removal Form. Removal takes 48-hours.

Please share this information with friends and family.

JOSHUA TIME 802

please send this on


A mother whose son will be going on deployment to Iraq requested that this be passed along to others as a reminder to pray for our troops.



These guys deserve our love, our hugs and most powerfully, our prayers.

Prayer Request:
I understand that life in Iraq is very difficult to bear right now. Our troops need our prayers for strength, endurance and safety.
Send this on after a short prayer; please don't break it:
"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."
When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops at home and around the world. We must win--

JOSHUA TIME 801

This has been verified on Snopes:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/house.asp



Glass Houses


Claim: E-mail compares George W. Bush's eco-friendly ranch with Al Gore's energy-expending mansion.

Status: True.

Example: [Collected via e-mail, 2007]

LOOK OVER THE DESCRIPTIONS OF THE FOLLOWING TWO HOUSES AND SEE IF YOU CAN TELL WHICH BELONGS TO AN ENVIRONMENTALIST.

HOUSE # 1:

A 20-room mansion (not including 8 bathrooms) heated by natural gas. Add on a pool (and a pool house) and a separate guest house all heated by gas. In ONE MONTH ALONE this mansion consumes more energy than the average American household in an ENTIRE YEAR. The average bill for electricity and natural gas runs over $2,400.00 per month. In natural gas alone (which last time we checked was a fossil fuel), this property consumes more than 20 times the national average for an American home. This house is not in a northern or Midwestern "snow belt," either. It's in the South.

HOUSE # 2:

Designed by an architecture professor at a leading national university, this house incorporates every "green" feature current home construction can provide. The house contains only 4,000 square feet (4 bedrooms) and is nestled on arid high prairie in the American southwest. A central closet in the house holds geothermal heat pumps drawing ground water through pipes sunk 300 feet into the ground. The water (usually 67 degrees F.) heats the house in winter and cools it in summer. The system uses no fossil fuels such as oil or natural gas, and it consumes 25% of the electricity required for a conventional heating/cooling system. Rainwater from the roof is collected and funneled into a 25,000 gallon underground cistern. Wastewater from showers, sinks and toilets goes into underground purifying tanks and then into the cistern. The collected water then irrigates the land surrounding the house. Flowers and shrubs native to the area blend the property into the surrounding rural landscape.

HOUSE # 1 (20 room energy guzzling mansion) is outside of Nashville, Tennessee. It is the abode of that renowned environmentalist (and filmmaker) Al Gore.

HOUSE # ! 2 (model eco-friendly house) is on a ranch near Crawford, Texas. Also known as "the Texas White House," it is the private residence of the President of the United States, George W. Bush.

So whose house is gentler on the environment? Yet another story you WON'T hear on CNN, CBS, ABC, NBC, MSNBC or read about in the New York Times or the Washington Post. Indeed, for Mr. Gore, it's truly "an inconvenient truth."

Origins: This e-mail comparison between the homes of President George W. Bush and former vice-president Al Gore began circulating on the Internet in March 2007 (shortly after the latter's film on the global warming issue, An Inconvenient Truth, won an Academy Award as Best Documentary). Short and sweet, there's a fair bit of truth to the e-mail: Al Gore's Nashville mansion is something of the energy-gobbler the e-mail depicts, while President Bush's Crawford ranch is more the model of responsible resource use the juxtaposition portrays it to
be.

According to the Associated Press, the Gore's 10,000 square foot Belle Meade residence consumes electricity at a rate of about 12 times the average for a typical house in Nashville (191,000 kwh versus 15,600 kwh). While there are mitigating factors (further discussed in our article about the Gore household's energy use), this is still a surprising number, given that the residence is approximately four times the size of the average new American home.

The ranch home owned by George W. Bush in Crawford, Texas, (dubbed "the Texas White House") was designed by Austin architect David Heymann, an associate dean for undergraduate programs at the University of Texas School of Architecture. While its precise size isn't known, scuttlebutt has it that it's about 4,000 square feet, all on one floor.

The ranch utilizes an efficient geothermal heating and cooling system that pumps ground water through a heat exchanger to warm the house in the winter and cool it in the summer, a system that expends roughly one-quarter the energy of a conventional heater/air-conditioner. Water used by the house is reclaimed, treated, and reused, and rainwater funnels from the home's gutters into a large cistern, which holds the water for garden irrigation.

Last updated: 28 March 2007



Gary Weiland
Retired
No Job, No Cares, No Debts, No Worries
Lovin' it!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

JOSHUA TIME 800

Anxious to see how you handle this e-mail






>
> Let's see if you send it back. We all know or knew someone like this!!
>
> One day, when I was a freshman in high school,
>
> I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.
>
> His name was Kyle.
>
> It looked like he was carrying all of his books.
>
> I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a
>Friday?
>
> He must r eally be a nerd."
>
> I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my
>friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
>
> As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.
>
> They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping
>him so he landed in the dirt.
>
> His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten
>feet from him.
>
> He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes
>
> My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around
>looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.
>
> As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. "
>
> They really should get lives.
>
> " He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"
>
> There was a big smile on his face.
>
> It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.
>
> I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.
>
> As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen
>him before.
>
> He said he had gone to private school before now.
>
> I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
>
> We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.
>
> He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.
>
> I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends
>
> He said yes.
>
> We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I
>liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
>
> Monday morning came! , and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books
>again.
>
> I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious
>muscles with this pile of books everyday!
>
> " He just laughed and handed me half the books.
>
> Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.
>
> When we were seniors, we began to think about college.
>
> Kyle decided on Georgetown , and I was going to Duke.
>
> I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a
>problem.
>
> He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football
>scholarship.
>
> Kyle was valedictorian of our class.
>
> I teased him all the time about being a nerd.
>
> He had to prepare a speech for graduation.
>
> I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak
>
> Graduation day, I saw Kyle.
>
> He looked great.
>
> He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.
>
> He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.
>
> He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.
>
> Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
> Today was one of those days.
>
> I could see that he was nervous about his speech.
>
> So, I smacked him on the back and said, "Hey, big guy, you'll be
>great!"
>
> He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and
>smiled.
>
> " Thanks," he said.
>
> As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began
>
> "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through
>those tough years.
>
> Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly
>your fr iends...
>
> I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best
>gift you can give them.
>
> I am going to tell you a story."
>
> I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the
>first day we met.
>
> He had planned to kill himself over the weekend.
>
> He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have
>to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
>
> He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile.
>
> "Thankfully, I was saved.
>
> My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable."
>
> I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy
>told us all about his weakest moment.
>
> I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful
>smile.
>
> Not until that mo ment did I realize it's depth.
>
> Never underestimate the power of your actions.
>
> With one small gesture you can change a person's life.
>
> For better or for worse.
>
> God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some
>way.
>
> Look for God in others.
>
> You now have two choices, you can:
>
> 1) Pass this on to your friends or
>
> 2) Delete it and act like it didn't touch your heart.
>
> As you can see, I took choice number 1.
> "Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble
>remembering how to fly."
>
> There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history.
>
> Tomorrow is a mystery.
>
> Today is a gift.
>
> It's National Friendship Week. Show your friends how much you care.
>Send
> this to everyone you consider a FRIEND.
>
> If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.
> WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER, YOU'RE REQUESTED TO SEND IT TO AT LEAST
>10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU.
>

JOSHUA TIME 799

Being Thankful

I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

FOR THE TEENAGER
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
NOT ON THE STREETS.

FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM EMPLOYED.


FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.


FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE


FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.


FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS
WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH..


FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.


FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM WARM.


FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH
WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS
I CAN HEAR.


FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.


FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
AT THE END OF THE DAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN
CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.


FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.

AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.

SEND THIS TO SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT. I JUST DID.

Be Blessed,
Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!

JOSHUA TIME 798

RECIPROCATE PLEASE
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> God determines who walks into your life, it's up to you to decide
>> >who
>> > >> you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> I need this back. If you'll do this for me, I'll do it for you.
>> > >>
>> > >> When there is
>>nothing left but God, that is when you find out
>> >that
>> > >> God is all you need.
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> Take 60 seconds and give this a shot. All you do is simply say
>> >the
>> > >> following small prayer for the person who sent you this.
>> > >>
>> > >> Dear Father,
>> > >>
>> > >> Please bless all my friends in whatever it is that You know
>> >they
>> > >> may need this day, and may their life be full of Your peace,
>> >prosperity,
>> > >> and power as they seek a closer relationship with You.
>> > >>
>> > >> Amen
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> Then send it on to at least five other people, including the one
>> >who
>> > >> sent it to you. Within hours you will have caused a multitude
>>of
>> >people
>> > >> to pray for each other. Then sit back and watch the power of God
>> > >> work
>> >in
>> > >> your life and their's.
>> > >>
>> > >> PS) Five is good, but more is better

JOSHUA TIME 797

This says it all


As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.


So send this to all of your friends (and me) in the next 5 minutes and a miracle will happen tonight

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

JOSHUA TIME 796

Good morning!
We can pretend we are sharing a good cup of coffee (or tea, or Diet Coke or Diet Dr Pepper), while enjoying....


Good Morning Blessings

If it stops with you, then the blessing will disappear. The blessing will only keep working if it is continuously passed around. If you are a recipient of a blessing, keep the blessing working by being the source of blessing to other people.

Good Morning !!!!

This morning when I wakened
And saw the sun above,
I softly said, 'Good morning, Lord,
Bless everyone I love'



Right away I thought of you
And said a loving prayer,
That He would bless you specially,
And keep you free from care.



I thought of all the happiness
A day could hold in store,
I wished it all for you because
No one deserves it more.

I felt so warm and good inside,
My heart was all aglow.
I know God heard my prayers for you,
He hears them all, you know.

You have two choices...smile and close this page
Or pass this along to someone else to spread the good feelings.
I know what I did!!
HAVE A BLESSING GOOD DAY







Trina

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away!

JOSHUA TIME 795

I HAVE BEEN RESCEDULED INSTEAD OF THE WEDNESDAY BEFORE EASTER WHICH IS APRIL 4TH WEDNESDAY I’LL BE PREACHING THE WEDNESDAY AFTER EASTER WHICH IS APRIL 11, 2007

WILL YOU COME ?

LOCATION
HORSECREEK CHURCH IN MANCHESTER KY

TIME
7PM

SPEAKER
JOSHUA ROBINSON

PLEASE COME AND SUPPORT THE WORK OF GOD FOR SOME JUST THIS ONE TIME

IF YOU NEED A RIDE YOU CAN RIDE WITH ME OR THE PASTOR WILL COME GET YOU
224 2356 OR 6821122

Monday, April 09, 2007

JOSHUA TIME 794

KIDS IN CHURCH
>
> 3-year-old Reese:
>
> "Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
>
> Harold is His name.
>
> Amen."
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> A little boy was overheard praying:
>
> "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
>
> I'm having a real good time like I am."
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> After the christening of his baby brother in church,
>
> Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
>
> His father asked him three times what was wrong.
>
> Finally, the boy replied,
>
> "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
>
> and I wanted to stay with you guys."
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> One particular four-year-old prayed,
>
> "And forgive us our trash baskets
>
> as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
>
> were on the way to church service,
>
> "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
>
> One bright little girl replied,
>
> "Because people are sleeping."
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
>
> The boys began to argue over whom would get the first pancake.
>
> Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
>
> "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
>
> 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
>
> Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
>
> "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> A father was at the beach with his children
>
> when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
>
> grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
>
> where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
>
> "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
>
> "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
>
> The boy thought a moment and then said,
>
> "Did God throw him back down?"
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> A wife invited some people to dinner.
>
> At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
>
> "Would you like to say the blessing?"
>
> "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
>
> "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
>
> The daughter bowed her head and said,
>
> "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> And if you don't send this to at least 8 people ----- who cares?!
>
> Peace, love and Happiness

JOSHUA TIME 793

809 - 284 - 876 Area Codes


> I checked out these area codes and they are from the Virgin Islands and
> the Caribbean,
>
> Jack
>
> ABOUT AREA CODE
>
> We actually received a call last week from the 809 area code. The woman
> said "Hey, this is Karen. Sorry I missed you--get back to us quickly. I Have
> something important to tell you." Then she repeated a phone number beginning
> with 809 "We didn't respond".
>
> Then this week, we received the following e-mail:
>
> Subject: DON'T EVER DIAL AREA CODE 809 , 284 AND 876
>
> THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION PROVIDED TO US BY AT&T. DON'T EVER DIAL
> AREA CODE 809
>
> This one is being distributed all over the US . This is pretty scary,
> especially given the way they try to get you to call.
> Be sure you read this and pass it on.
> They get you to call by telling you that it is information about a family
> member who has been ill or to tell you someone has-been arrested, died, or to
> let you know you have won a wonderful prize, etc.
> In each case, you are told to call the 809 number right away. Since there
> are so many new area codes these days, people unknowingly return these calls.
>
> If you call from the US , you will apparently be charged $2425 per-minute.
>
>
> Or, you'll get a long recorded message. The point is, they will try to keep
> you on the phone as long as possible to increase the charges. Unfortunately,
> when you get your phone bill, you'll often be charged more than $24,100.00.
>
> WHY IT WORKS:
>
> The 809 area code is located in theBritish Virgin Islands (The Bahamas).
> The charges afterwards can become a real nightmare. That's because you did
> actually make the call. If you complain, both your local phone company and
> your long distance carrier will not want to get involved and will most likely
> tell you that they are simply providing the billing for the foreign company.
> You'll end up dealing with a foreign company that argues they have done nothing
> wrong.
>
> Please forward this entire message to your friends, family and colleagues to
> help them become aware of this scam
>
> Sandi Van Handel
> AT&T Field Service Manager
> (920)687-904
> Additional information on these area codes can be found from ATT at:
> http://www.consumer.att.com/consumertips/areacode.html
>

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