JOSHUA TIME 794

KIDS IN CHURCH
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> 3-year-old Reese:
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> "Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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> Harold is His name.
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> Amen."
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> A little boy was overheard praying:
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> "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
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> I'm having a real good time like I am."
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> After the christening of his baby brother in church,
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> Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
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> His father asked him three times what was wrong.
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> Finally, the boy replied,
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> "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
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> and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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> One particular four-year-old prayed,
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> "And forgive us our trash baskets
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> as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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> A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
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> were on the way to church service,
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> "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
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> One bright little girl replied,
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> "Because people are sleeping."
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> A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
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> The boys began to argue over whom would get the first pancake.
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> Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
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> "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
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> 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
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> Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
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> "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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> A father was at the beach with his children
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> when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
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> grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
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> where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
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> "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
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> "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
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> The boy thought a moment and then said,
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> "Did God throw him back down?"
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> A wife invited some people to dinner.
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> At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
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> "Would you like to say the blessing?"
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> "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
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> "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
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> The daughter bowed her head and said,
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> "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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> Peace, love and Happiness