JOSHUA TIME 750

God if you'r real....

> >A United States Marine was attending some college courses
> >between assignments.
> >He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
> >One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a
> >member of the ACLU.
> >
> >One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He
> >looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I
> >want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
> >minutes."
> >
> >The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
> >minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God.
> >I'm still waiting."
> >
> >It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
> >out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
> >knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
> >
> >The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The
> >other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in
> >silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
> >looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you?
> >Why did you do that?"
>
>The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy
> >today protecting
> >America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say
> >stupid s**t and act like an a**hole. So, He sent me."
> >

> >THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING
> >
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