JOSHUA TIME 352

Sick Leave>>>>I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss> would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I> acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.> So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.>>>>My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told> her that I was> >>pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I> was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later> the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing> ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly> stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I> jumped down and walked out of the office. When my coworker> (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, " And where do> you think you're going?">>>>>>>>(You're gonna love this..... )She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!">