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make your day interesting


This is too cute not to pass on!!! J



Working People Frequently Ask Retired People What They Do To Make Their
Days Interesting.

I Went To The Store The Other Day. I Was Only In There For About 5
Minutes. When I Came Out There Was A City Cop Writing Out A Parking Ticket.

I Went Up To Him And Said, "come On, Buddy, How About Giving A Senior A Break?"

He Ignored Me And Continued Writing The Ticket. I Called Him A Name. He
Glared At Me And Started Writing Another Ticket For Having Worn Tires.
So I Called Him A Worse Name. He Finished The Second Ticket And Put It
On The Windshield With The First.

Then He Started Writing A Third Ticket
This Went On For About 20 Minutes. The More I Abused Him The More
Tickets He Wrote.

I Didn't Care. My Car Was Parked Around The Corner And This One Had A
"Hillary In '08" Bumper Sticker On It.

I Try To Have A Little Fun Each Day Now That I'm Retired. It's Important At Our Age