Tuesday, August 14, 2007

joshua time 891

>50 Years in School
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>See what 50 years will do.
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>Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
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>1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his
>car and gets his to show Jack.
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>2006 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and
>never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized
>students and teachers.
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>++++++++++++++++++++++
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>Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
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>1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
>best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
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>2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge
>them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
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>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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>Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
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>1956 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits
>still in class.
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>2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets
>extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
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>++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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>Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.
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>1956 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,
>and becomes a successful businessman.
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>2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care
>and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she
>remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom
>has affair with psychologist.
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>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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>Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
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>1956 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.
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>2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
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>+++++++++++++++++++++++++

>Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.
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>1956 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special
>school for expectant mothers.
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>2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the
>ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her
>parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more
>careful next time.
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>++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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>Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
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>1956: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
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>2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper
>articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement
>for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state
>school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core
>curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a
>living because he can't speak English.
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>+++++++++++++++++++++
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>Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July,
>puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
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>1956 - Ants die.
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>2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic
>terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers
>confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed
>to fly again.
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>+++++++++++++++++++++
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>Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He
>Is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.
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>1956 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
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>2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
>faces 3 years in State Prison.
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>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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>Is something wrong here????

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