JOSHUA TIME 871

A little Christian humor
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> > This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in awhile!
> > Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
>on the
> > computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
>tired of
> > hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have
>had
> > enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and
>from
> > those results, I will judge who does the better job."
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> > So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
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> > They moused.
> > They faxed.
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> > They e-mailed.
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> > They e-mailed with attachments.
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> > They downloaded.
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> > They did spreadsheets!
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> > They wrote reports.
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> > They created labels and cards.
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> > They created charts and graphs.
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> > They did some genealogy reports
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> > They did every job known to man.
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> > Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
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> > Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
>across
> > the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went
>off.
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> > Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known
>in the
> > underworld.
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> > Jesus just sighed.
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> > Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
> > computers.
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> > Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all
>GONE!
> > "I lost everything when the power
> > went out!"
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> > Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
>past
> > two hours of work.
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> > Satan observed this and became irate.
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> > "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all
>his
> > work and I don't have any?"
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> > God just shrugged and said,
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> > JESUS SAVES