JOSHUA TIME 864

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>>>A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel.
>>>
>>> As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot.
>>>
>>> The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour
> wait.
>>> I
>>> am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you
>>> please."
>>>
>>> Intrigued, the man said, "OK."
>>>
>>> The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is
> your
>>> IQ?"
>>>
>>> The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
>>>
>>> The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,
>>> interstellar
>>> space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.
>>>
>>> The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he
>>> would
>>> try a different tack.
>>>
>>> The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man
>>> answered,
>>> "Oh, about 100".
>>>
>>> So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball
>>> Scores,and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.
>>>
>>> The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.
>>>
>>> Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"
>>>
>>> This time the man drawled out, " Uh.....'bout 50."
>>>
>>> The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
>>>
>>> "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o
> n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e
>>> H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
>>>