JOSHUA TIME 753

Two Proposals Worth Considering...

New Gas Plan...


Blair wants us to cut the amount of fuel we use. The best way to stop using
so much fuel is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our fuel. The price of fuel would
have to come down as a result, and global warming slowed.

New Immigration Plan...


Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to Britain, then he
must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's
there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
citizen since he fought for this country. He will also be registered to be
taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
immigration an d provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, and the aliens
trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo. Problem solved.


If you think these are good solutions to both of the problems, forward it to
your friends,