JOSHUA TIME 670

Pushy Drunk
> > A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
> > pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
> > stranger stands in the pouring down rain.
> >
> > "Can you give me a push?" he asks while hanging onto the door frame.
> >
> > "Not a chance" says the husband -- "It's 3 o'clock in the morning!". He
> > slams the door and returns to bed.
> >
> > "Who was it?" asks his wife.
> >
> > "Just some drunk wanting a push" he answers.
> >
> > "Did you help him?" she asks.
> >
> > "No, I didn't -- it's three in the morning and raining like crazy out."
> >
> > "Well, you have a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about
> > three months ago when we broke down on vacation and those two strangers
> > helped us? I think you should help him."
> >
> > The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the pounding
> > rain and calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
> >
> > "Yes," comes the answer.
> >
> > "Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.
> >
> > "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
> >
> > "Where are you?" asks the husband.
> >
> > "Over here on the swing!" the drunk replies.
> >