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EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH..........
>> >> >>
>> >> >>There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
>> >> >>1. He called everyone brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He
couldn't
> get a
>> >> >>fair trial.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Jewish:
>> >> >>1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until
he
> was
>> >> >>33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was
sure
>> >> >>He
>> >>was
>> >> >>God.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian:
>> >> >>1. He talked with His hands. 2. He had wine with His meals. 3.
He
> used
>> >> >>olive oil.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
>> >>Californian:
>> >> >>1. He never cut His hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the
time.
> 3.
>> >>He
>> >> >>started a new religion.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
> American
>> >> >>Indian:
>> >> >>1. He was at peace with nature. 2. He ate a lot of fish. 3. He
>> >> >>talked
>> >> >>about the Great Spirit.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Irish:
>> >> >>1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He
> loved
>> >> >>green pastures.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus
was a
>> >>WOMAN:
>> >> >>1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He
>> >>kept
>> >> >>trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
get
>> >> >>it.
>> >> >>3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
> work
>> >> >>to
>> >> >>do.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>AMEN
>> >> >