JOSHUA TIME 738

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Date: Feb 4, 2007 10:47 AM
Subject I guess I'm deff. Pentecostal :p
Body: YOU MIGHT BE PENTECOSTAL IF.....


1. The musicians are your church can "tear it up" but can't read sheet music.
2. You have 20 pair of church shoes.
3. You ladies can stop a run in stockings with just about anything.
4. A night on the town is a birthday party.
5. The pastor says, "With this thought, I will close," more than 3 times in a service.
6. You have respect for flying hairpins.
7. You judge a church by swollen eyes, rumpled clothes, and messy hair.
8. Your feet have been stomped more than 3 times in a service.
9. Your kids know how to eat any crunchy thing quietly.
10. When shopping for clothes, you always run them through the "Praise the Lord" test.
11. Sunday and Wednesday means no cooking or dishes!
12. You can maneuver into a vehicle without messing up your hairdo.
13. Celebrating your 21st birthday is nothing different from any other.
14. The employee's at McDonald's (and Frisch’s) know you by name.
15. You can always find hairpins on the floor after a good service.
16. You can pronounce "Habakkuk."
17. You're day of rest includes 2 church services, choir practice, and Pizza Hut!
18. Growing up you baptized your cousins and siblings several times in the swimming pool.
19. Your 2 year old runs through Wal-mart shouting "Praise the Lord!"
20. Your hair spray bill exceeds your gas bill.
21. If your Mother has an emergency safety pin kit on her at all times!
22. You go swimming in a jean skirt. (Not all Pentecostals are like that, mostly the hard core Holieness Pentecostals)
23. Your brother or sister in the Lord hugs you right in the middle of Wal-mart.
24. The only way you can wear nail polish is to stop a run in your panty hose. (Once again, not all Pentecostals are like that, mostly the hard core Holieness Pentecostals)
25. You're considered an old maid if you're not married by the age of 18! (What is up with that???)
26. Running the aisles is your only form of exercise.
27. You could be an Olympic volleyball player after all the practice you've had "from church functions."
28. Your pastor says "In Closing" more then three times at the ending of his sermon.
29. It takes longer to take prayer request than it does to pray for them.
30. If you have ever listened to your favorite TV show on a short-wave radio!
31. If after an awesome service one or more of your parents starts speaking in tongues while trying to place an order at the McDonald's drive-thru window!
32. Your pastor announces EVERY Sunday night that you will be having service on Wed. night.
33. You know what “shoutdown”, “backslider”, and “secular” mean.
34. Every girl in your church can play both the tambourine and the piano
35. You’ve been through prayer lines, prayed over prayer cloths, and been anointed with oil.
36. Having a P.H.D doesn’t have anything to do with your educational status
37. As soon as church starts all high heels are taken off.
38. After a week of really good services you can barely speak.
39. you know what the six inch rule is.