JOSHUA TIME 735

FUNNY WE NEED SOME HUMOR NOW A days

husband

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want
to let you know about the small accident I had with
the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately I'm OK and really didn't get hurt,
so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned
into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the
accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door
is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to
a halt when it bumped into your Corvette and Harley.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted
personality you will forgive me. You know how much
I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am
enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold
you in my arms again.

Your loving wife

P.S. Your girlfriend called.