JOSHUA TIME 591

KEYS FOR LIVING> > 1. The best way to get even is to forget...> > 2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...> > 3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...> > 4. Some folks wear their halos much too tightly...> > 5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained> on earth...> > 6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, then perhaps> giving "advice" to God isn't such a good idea!> > 7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...> > 8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked> down by the traffic from both ways.> > 9. Words are windows to the heart.> > 10. A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall,> claims it's a forgery.> > 11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill just add a> little dirt.> > 12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person-it's being the> right person.> > 13. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.> > 14. Too many people offer God prayers, with claw marks all over them.> > 15. The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.> > 16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the> prisoner was you.> > 17. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is> alive!> > 18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be> sure to flush when you are done.> > 19. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out> its neck...> > 20. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet> the water bill is higher.> > And last but not least -- God gave the angels Wings, and He gave humans> CHOCOLATE.> > "The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance> between your knees and the floor.> > The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything."> > You are richer today if you have laughed, given or forgiven.>