JOSHUA TIME 844

Male or Female




You might not have known this but a lot of non-living objects are actually
either
male or female!

Here are some examples:



FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can
see right
through them.




PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while
to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
buttons.



TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
inflated.



HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere,
you have
to light a fire under their butt.




SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain
water.



WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting
hit on.



TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for
picking up
people.



EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight
shifts to the
bottom.



HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at
all, and
are occasionally handy to have around.




THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but
consider
this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while
he doesn't
always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.