Saturday, July 01, 2006

JOSHUA TIME 501

Billy Graham>>>> :>> > Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte>> after a speaking engagement and>> >>> > when his plane arrived there was a>> limousine there to transport him to his>> >>> > home>> >>> > in Montreal. As he prepared to get into the>> limo, he stopped and spoke to>> >>> > the driver. "You know," he said, "I am 87>> years old and I have never>> >>> > driven>> >>> > a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it>> for a while?">> >>> >>> > The driver said, "No problem. Have at it.">> >>> >>> > Billy gets into the driver's seat and they>> head off down the highway. A>> >>> > short distance away sat a rookie State>> Trooper operating his first speed>> >>> > trap.>> >>> > The long black limo went by him doing 70 in>> a 55 mph zone.>> >>> >>> > The trooper pulled out and easily caught>> the limo and got out of his>> >>> > patrol car to begin the procedure. The>> young trooper walked up to the>> >>> > driver's door>> >>> > and when the glass was rolled down he was>> surprised to see who was>> >>> > driving.>> >>> > He immediately excused himself and went>> back to his car and called his>> >>> > supervisor.>> >>> >>> > He told the supervisor, "I know we are>> supposed to enforce the law but I>> >>> > also know that important people are>> sometimes given certain courtesies. I>> >>> > need to know what I should do because I>> have stopped a very important>> >>> > person.">> >>> >>> > The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?">> >>> >>> > The young trooper said, "No, he's more>> important than that.">> >>> >>> > The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the>> president.">> >>> >>> > The young trooper said, "No, he's even more>> important than that.">> >>> >>> > The supervisor finally asked, "Well then,>> who is it?">> >>> >>> > The young trooper said, "I think it might>> be Jesus - because he's got>> >>> > Billy Graham for a chauffeur!>>

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